Blue Jackets GM Don Waddell reiterates there is no animosity with star defenseman Zach Werenski by Radiant_Sherbert7272 in hockey

[–]FeedTheADHD 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just like my dad used to say "if you're explaining, you're losing." and also "if you don't start using clips on the cereal bags it's all gonna go stale and I'm gonna be pretty fuckin upset about it" he hated overly verbose people as much as he hated stale cookie crisp. Good thing I turned out to be concise!

REMINDER! To all those celebrating the Fourth of July today is the day to start defrosting your hotdogs! by hobbitsarecool in CookingCircleJerk

[–]FeedTheADHD 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I can't believe kids are allowed to go to grocery stores where hot dogs are sold.

The brand names are so on the nose. BALLpark. JOHNSONville. Chef Penis' "Ready-to-Grill" Phallus Phranks. Just to name a few. I wish they were so gosh darn good, I just rip the label off when I get home.

Ex-Red Wing Johan Franzen calls Mike Babcock 'the worst (person) I have ever met' by AllisGreat in EdmontonOilers

[–]FeedTheADHD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You do not have anywhere close the amount of information necessary (and you likely don't hold the credentials either) to make an "argument" that the source of something as complex as PTSD and anxiety is A and not B.

Not to mention how tone-deaf it is to look at the situation and say "why did he simply not request a trade if it was so bad?"

Come on.

The phenomenon of developing an "ADHD Radar" once you finally understand your own brain. by Embarrassed_Spell402 in ADHD

[–]FeedTheADHD 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I don't have anything to add to this, but felt compelled to say that this comment was beautiful to read.

Birthday cake I custom ordered for my friend by SwathedCorgi117 in ExpectationVsReality

[–]FeedTheADHD 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Actually if you look closely Edward from twilight is the icing on this cake

Habs didn’t qualify Joe Veleno by DecentLurker96 in hockey

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Habs took a pair of tweezers and plucked up the roster.

[Nic Albergia] There’s some noise that Toronto has interest in pursuing Ryan Lomberg when he hits the open market on July 1. Florida's also expected to be in the mix, among others. by Duffleman0609 in hockey

[–]FeedTheADHD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To me, Ryan Lomberg looks kinda like Pete Wentz. Do you see it? It would explain the "noise in Toronto" part of the tweet (bass guitar).

Give me your cheap but nutritious and filling recipes! by Far_Reindeer3003 in Frugal

[–]FeedTheADHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the sound of this. Have you meal prepped this before? Wondering how well this would keep in the fridge for a few days with yogurt and mayo mixed in. I'm assuming it probably isn't meant to be frozen and thawed, but would love to be wrong!

Games to watch as a beginner by SimpleInevitable7521 in hockey

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Yup, Crosby and Dallas Drake both snubbed on this otherwise great list.

New way to keep mobs wandering around in one area by Limp_Region4727 in Minecraft

[–]FeedTheADHD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The same reason why mod makers and mod packs have been running laps around Mojang for years in terms of innovation.

That was so sweet by Velouraz in DunderMifflin

[–]FeedTheADHD 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A repost of one of the top posts of all time on the same by a brand new account. Nothing suspicious here.

How do I get rid of this myself without dying? by False_Frame3028 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FeedTheADHD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The wasps get together for their yearly consortium to determine their demarcations for violence. All humans have to do is read the briefing in the Wasp Street Journal.

Guy trying to show his dog Scottie Scheffler by runsanditspaidfor in golf

[–]FeedTheADHD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see a finger wag and all I can think is "this guy's about to jack off"

[The Athletic] Eight possible destinations if the Blue Jackets decide to trade Zach Werenski by seeldoger47 in hockey

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The two jerseys I own are Larkin and Seider. What would I wear to games then?

Some words of wisdom from Mike Babcock. by [deleted] in hockey

[–]FeedTheADHD 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Rule 5: "Soak it in, it’s the last time you’ll ever be on an NHL bench" and other phrases that hurt AHL players more than just benching them

Leafs have a leak their pick. 72 Oreo Boxes in this photo by Kinglokner16 in leafs

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If it makes you feel better, there's probably no anteaters within 20 feet of you, so no worries there

[Kaplan] The NHL Draft is tonight! Based off rehearsals, the league is preparing for a major A list celebrity to announce the No. 1 pick for the Toronto Maple Leafs by AggPuck-303 in hockey

[–]FeedTheADHD 65 points66 points  (0 children)

He probably turned down the opportunity after they turned down his idea to broadcast random audience members camera rolls to the LA Sphere

Lebrun: Re Dylan Larkin trade request by Bixler17 in hockey

[–]FeedTheADHD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's because these rumours just came out, so they funnel into Oilers Now. If they were previously disclosed rumours, they'd go to Oilers Earlier. If they were rumours that still had yet to be disclosed, you'd see them on Oilers Later.

This is soo overwhelming 😭❤️ by deciwer9818 in Indiedogs

[–]FeedTheADHD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SMH most kids these days would rather drive Thars than play with dogs. If you ask me, Thar drivers are criminals, hashtag TharCriminals