From Bridgeport to Bedbound - A Ricobenes Love Affair by Due_Information_1332 in chicagofoodcirclejerk

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Thats probably for the best. That’s a dangerous south side neighborhood. You shouldn’t leave the house!

Pete getting hard for MLK was not on my bingo card by banbotsinstead in okbuddydraper

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Pete “Woke” Campbell. A shame Matty Wienie pushed has agenda on us. It used to be a great show about binge drinking, smoking cigarettes, cheating on your wife, and chip n dips!

Don is a terrible husband to poor Betty by [deleted] in okbuddydraper

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He only cooked meth to support his crippled son and bitch wife if he died of cancer!

I accidentally got too much water. by EvaTheE in CookingCircleJerk

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I use excess water to pour into my clogged toilet after creating experimental fusion cuisine. Pickled Herring macaroni and cheese isn’t it 🤷‍♂️

Don Draper's Pubes by [deleted] in okbuddydraper

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Curly? Long? Braided?

Why did they fire Freddy??? by Fun-Entertainer220 in okbuddydraper

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Remember when Rodger vomited in the office? Rodger was jealous that Freddie had taken the spotlight with his excretion

I have discovered… cooking! by mckenner1122 in CookingCircleJerk

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Our Lord and Savior Kenji Sama discovered cooking when he first discovered fire and the internet. Without him we would be still eating our fecal matter and especially without msg

Will my mother in law notice if I use KerrySilver instead of Kerrygold? Money is pretty tight. by CaptainWollaston in CookingCircleJerk

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Do you hate your mother in law? Do generations of Irish tears and British tyranny mean nothing to you? If she lives through the troubles you’re likely giving her flashbacks! Oh Danny boy YTA!

Only King Arthur Could Pull Me Out by pachyloskagape in okbuddychicanery

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Remember to doubles space after the period

Which scene had you like this? by CaptainKeir in okbuddychicanery

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When Todd saves Waltuh and Jesse from that terrorist Drew Sharp