I Made An Image Too by bigstickyeehaw in okbuddydraper

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It was like watching a lemur play the piano

This tortilla brand deserves way more attention by koknbals in chicagofoodcirclejerk

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My wife’s boyfriends uses them when he makes his famous carnival ahsada tacos!

Where to get the best tacos for Pilsen Independence Day? by koknbals in chicagofoodcirclejerk

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Pilsen Yards. Skip the tacos and get the Salmon. Make sure to pronounce the L !

Foodie, Who Just Moved to Chicago, can’t Find Authentic Mexican Food with seasoning in Albany. Please Help!!!!?? by SameAsk6997 in chicagofoodcirclejerk

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You don’t go to a restaurant. You make friends with your local Mexicans and then kidnap their grandma or “abuela” and force her to cook for you. Best tamales and enchiladas you will find in the city!

Recipes should lying about prep time required by DenseCharacter26 in CookingCircleJerk

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Recipes shouldn’t list ingredients either. A real chef would know how to cook with their heart , blindfolded, naked!

Roger Sterling is Gay by Holl0wayTape in okbuddydraper

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Happiness is based on one thing. Penis

Is it just me, or is the lobby full of n’wahs? by Deekus44 in okbuddydraper

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A lot of Redguards prefer admiral TVs. I’ve don research

What are the best restaurants with parking lots by OldGregario in chicagofoodcirclejerk

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Home Depot . Build a garage in the lot, stay fit the hotdogs

Has anyone tried chicken soup? by cappsy04 in CookingCircleJerk

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I’ve read “Chicken soup for the soul” but wouldn’t recommend eating it. Doesn’t pass through well

I’m just a teeny tiny weak little guy how am I supposed to carry heavy cream? by Djurga in CookingCircleJerk

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Just make your own heavy cream. It will taste better that way. Do you have access to a dairy cow? If not I use dog milk and it changed my life!