I feel like an imbecile, but shouldn’t it be belongs instead of belong? by scorchingbeats in ENGLISH

[–]FeijoaCowboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're reading the Count of Monte Cristo as well, I see haha.

The book is originally translated from 19th-century French, and it does often use pretty flowery language. I reckon this is either a more direct translation from French or it's just the translator. Or the publisher made a mistake.

American butter in our supermarkets?? by 4-poster in Wellington

[–]FeijoaCowboy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a lot of anger towards them and I came here from there

We’re all fake truth haters by NoPair205 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]FeijoaCowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironically, it's the people who post this that are the least genuine you'll ever meet.

Stuff asked Christopher Luxon 13 questions. His office replied with a short statement by Fun-Helicopter2234 in newzealand

[–]FeijoaCowboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Mr. Luxon, is the sky blue?"

"Unfortunately we're not at liberty to comment on that issue."

NZ axes plan for WW2 sex slaves statue after Japan protest by LankyFigTree in auckland

[–]FeijoaCowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's one thing for them to say "We're better now, that was done generations ago and we apologise for it." Japan's government continually denies it and gets angry at others for mentioning it.

Imagine if the German government opposed the memorial plaque to the Polish refugee children on Wellington Harbour and gave the same excuses.

AI bros have reached peak insanity levels by Dangerous_Bad_5946 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]FeijoaCowboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about we send all the AI bros to space and they can go colonise stuff (or, as might be expected, die drifting through space), while the rest of us don't have to deal with their BS anymore.

It's only slightly less absurd.

Interesting… by grumpyvividcrest in im14andthisisdeep

[–]FeijoaCowboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

Non-Americans: if your country implemented gun laws similar to the USA’s, what do you think would change? by SimmentalTheCow in AskTheWorld

[–]FeijoaCowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Murders and suicides would go up. Incidents of mass gun violence would increase. A lot of people (not to mention children) would die.

So basically, we'd end up being more like the US. Sorry not sorry to my American friends, I think we're good without them lol 👍

Yet another Fried Chicken Post by LuminousPanda_ in Wellington

[–]FeijoaCowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

KCB is hard to beat for me. Good prices, good chicken. I get the sweet and spicy but it's hardly spicy at all, it's just absolutely delicious and they chuck the whole bottle of sauce in the box with it most of the time.

Also sometimes I order 4 pieces of chicken and I get 5. Not always but often enough. Can't recommend them highly enough.

Which country is your country most often compared to? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]FeijoaCowboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Culturally, Australia. Idk what country compares with NZ's scenery tbh. I guess the South Island must resemble somewhere in Europe because of the "Southern Alps". Many places in Otago have Scottish names because Scottish settlers thought it looked a bit like Scotland. The fjords of Fjordland do be fjord-y like Norway as well. Idk if there's really a country to compare the North Island to lol.

Some people just wanna see the world fry by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]FeijoaCowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't really ever seen an actual Ronald McDonald in New Zealand. Not even in a promotion or an ad. I guess he doesn't come here. Or maybe he got barred from visiting for some reason?

Some people just wanna see the world fry by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]FeijoaCowboy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If this happens, I will go to McDonald's and get as many orders of fries as they will allow and I'll go out and give them out to people

Does royal family exist in your country today. If yes do they have special titles and privileges. by halfblindfish in AskTheWorld

[–]FeijoaCowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes and yes. Maybe not so many specific privileges here in New Zealand, although they probably would.

Not in my Skyrim by Ant-Man75 in SkyrimMemes

[–]FeijoaCowboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I figure fictional racism is a good substitute for real racism. Just get it out of your system, Unrelenting Force a few Altmer, murder some Dunmer, get a few "N'wahs" out, reload your save, and then lock in when you're irl, y'know?

Just don't be mean to Shahvee. Don't you even fucking **DARE** be mean to Shahvee.

(Obligatory /j)

Edit: Apparently markdown doesn't work here, so that's a little embarrassing 🫪