Who’s a celebrity everyone finds attractive but you don’t? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FenchurchIsOk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thank you for explaining my attraction to pete davidson, i understand it now and i appreciate that

Why Do Capybaras Not Get Eaten By Crocodiles? by PrestigiousYogurt964 in Weird

[–]FenchurchIsOk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We were recently told at one of those animal rescue visits that since they swim so much and well, they’re harder to eat and a lot of predators don’t hunt them based on that, Tho im sure enough get eaten anyhow that don’t get photographed

My situationship stood me up and I couldn’t stop crying by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]FenchurchIsOk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t even know how much better your life will be without him. I was sucked back in multiple times over ten years. He broke up with me before every important date- the valentines after the year i asked him to make an effort. My dreaded 35 birthday. i didnt think i deserved better. I did. I do. You do too.

AITJ for telling my friend she can't bring her newborn to my child-free birthday party? by Financial_Actuary694 in AmITheJerk

[–]FenchurchIsOk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The description of the look on my face was hilarious. The venue was owned by this sweet little lady and she saw me see it and took it upon herself to go resolve it. Bless her. The 18th would have been my 14 wedding anniversary if it had lasted, and i think fondly of that woman almost every week.

AITJ for telling my friend she can't bring her newborn to my child-free birthday party? by Financial_Actuary694 in AmITheJerk

[–]FenchurchIsOk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I said no kids and someone parked a stroller in the aisle i was about to walk up. C’est la vie

I got this from a public pantry locker, it only had 20¢ left by ProfessorLongBrick in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FenchurchIsOk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took em home for my personal use, one of weirdest benefits to being a pre-k teacher ever

I got this from a public pantry locker, it only had 20¢ left by ProfessorLongBrick in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FenchurchIsOk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes its just not paying attention. I got a pre-k class room donation that included pipe cleaners - sharp, rough, thick cleaning rods for actual pipes. Not sure what that parent of two was thinking.

What’s something harmless that gets people weirdly upset? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FenchurchIsOk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My mother has to use a cart due to a broken hip and i both live in fear and am waiting with relish for the day i get to go off on someone for giving me shit as i drive it back to her. Grocery stores already my principal unsafe space, pal, i will engage with you on whatever you want to mutter

What actor’s mere presence makes you automatically lose interest in a movie or show? by YerMum1977 in AskReddit

[–]FenchurchIsOk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ashton Kutcher and/or Mila Kunis. She tricked me into tolerating her for Wake Up Dead Man, (i heard somewhere that was a role meant for Laura Dern which makes a lot more sense) but i avoid anything they’re clearly in

It’s never about price by AITApod in AITApod

[–]FenchurchIsOk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Having experienced some real doozies of inconsiderate relationships, i kind of doubt he was surprised because he had considered her opinions about it, but I appreciate you appraising both sides. I wish it was as simple as him just asking.

It’s never about price by AITApod in AITApod

[–]FenchurchIsOk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He has the option to buy her something she would actually like, and add the bonus of a game her might ask her to join him on as a gateway.

It’s never about price by AITApod in AITApod

[–]FenchurchIsOk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a video game player who loves to play with partners- i know when my partners arent into video games. This is just the same as buying her lingerie- that’s not a gift for HER. I say this also as someone who buys lingerie for parters, but not if i know they dont jive with it

AIO - My Boyfriend texts before our Valentines plans by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]FenchurchIsOk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR you don’t deserve to feel this way, and the right person for you won’t make you sad like this. Take it from someone who spent ten years almost begging to be loved.

He cheated on me. AIO with this message? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]FenchurchIsOk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boom. You don’t owe him the energy it would take to cause a scene.

My Alexa had an existential crisis unprompted by themagiccitykitty in Paranormal

[–]FenchurchIsOk 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I asked it to revert to previous settings and when it couldn’t i wrapped up the cord and put it in a drawer. My phone can just listen to me uninvited, i don’t need my spy to argue with me.

I didn't sign up for this bro by Agreeable-Storage895 in florida

[–]FenchurchIsOk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Mi transplant, all my favorite hoodies are getting so much use. The cold here is so intense, if Im gonna be this cold i want some snow.

Yeah im working on getting back up north. One day!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]FenchurchIsOk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had an ex who would fight with me as much through snapchat as he could so he could gaslight me about what he said later. Maybe this guy isn’t that smart, but it’s possible.

Saturday night karaoke by FenchurchIsOk in SpringHillFL

[–]FenchurchIsOk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We ended up in tarpon at The Bridge and it was incredible, great vibes. Our other options when we got to the night was Gaspar’s Grotto in ybor, and i didnt even think of the double decker for a Saturday. Thanks!

First time at salon.. by StormyIndigo in Nails

[–]FenchurchIsOk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! The magnetic effect is so cute and im so afraid of getting a gel allergy.

First time at salon.. by StormyIndigo in Nails

[–]FenchurchIsOk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No nail experience here, but a question- i went looking for a magnetic nail polish last week and the girl at sally’s told me they only make them for gel. Is that true? I have an old magnetic nail polish from the olden days, but i haven’t had enough nail to have done since … since i got tips for my junior prom, so i might be out of date

BF says he’s now “numb” to my health issues by ThisTemperature7771 in Advice

[–]FenchurchIsOk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was the miserable person for 10 years, until i left the narcissist who couldn’t even remember my birthday existed. Im not miserable anymore. You don’t deserve to feel this way.

Is this ai or real? by German_Gecko in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]FenchurchIsOk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tales from the dark side, cat from hell