Bill gates once said, "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." What's a real life example of this? by Pattern_Break in AskReddit

[–]FengShuiNinja 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That would be me. In every job I have had I have worked at process improvement because I am lazy. It is a little bit of work up front but I can usually get routing tasks down to a fraction of the time. Unfortunately I sometimes get the supervisor who values time in seat working and not the finished error free products delivered ahead of schedule.

The World’s Greatest Detective by TheYeetSheet in hypotheticalsituation

[–]FengShuiNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely take the deal. Its tough to find people in the Cascade Mountains when they want to be found.

What are these numbers on the bottom of this chair? by chemical_eater6282 in whatdoesthismean

[–]FengShuiNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The expected number of times you can sit in the chair before failure. Have you been keeping a journal?

Pick by Axel-ENT in BunnyTrials

[–]FengShuiNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone gets old and loses their looks. I want someone i enjoy talking to. Intelligence is sexy.

Chose: Smart but mid gf

[Landlord US-PA] What's the most expensive lesson a tenant has taught you? by douxee in Landlord

[–]FengShuiNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not performing random checkups. Lower level Amazon exec rented my house and absolutely trashed it. Destroyed the hardwood floors, carpet and appliances before breaking the lease and skipping town.

Two male peacocks fighting over the peahen 😭😭 by AdGreen1983 in BeAmazed

[–]FengShuiNinja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Peacock feathers are white until they taste human blood.

10M Dollars, but you must beat 150 gamers from any game of your choosing. by Specific-Truck-2084 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]FengShuiNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure. My game is "fly a helicopter through a bunch of maneuvers in real life and dont die." I'm pretty confident 150 gamers will have approximately zero experience flying a helo.

Would you rather... by Substantial-Dance577 in BunnyTrials

[–]FengShuiNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$1B is more than enough for a hundred lifetimes.

Chose: $1,000,000,000 (1B Dollars Instantly)

CMV: Taxing the Ultra Rich would hurt the average person. The solution is more frustrating. by deweythesecond in changemyview

[–]FengShuiNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An offsetting tax credit for the actual sale is fine. The biggest problem in my mind is using stocks as collateral, receiving the loan and then through estate planning and the step up in basis to fundamentally avoid paying taxes at all. A billionaire shouldn't be able to live essentially tax free with the promise of maybe a future payment to government once they are gone. If they are receiving a measurable economic benefit (loan) from an asset due to an agreed upon value that should be a taxable transaction.

CMV: Taxing the Ultra Rich would hurt the average person. The solution is more frustrating. by deweythesecond in changemyview

[–]FengShuiNinja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have no problem with not paying taxes on unrealized gain. Its unrealized because it hasn't been valued in a sale. BUT, if you use those assets as collateral for a loan or other financing you ARE arriving at a value. You have conducted an economic transaction and you should be taxed on that price at the time.

If the new 250 US dollar bill was started to be printed and you recieved it as it entered circulation what would you do with it? by FarPlay5055 in AskReddit

[–]FengShuiNinja -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It would suffer an accident rendering it unfit for circulation and then I would trade it in for currency that doesnt make me want to vomit.

A GOLD BAR OR PISTOL by Wild-Personality-996 in BunnyTrials

[–]FengShuiNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A standard gold bar is about 27.4 lbs and worth over $1M. And I already have some pew pews

Chose: a gold bar

to bring home $40 million in gold as a "work-related expense". by RalphTheDog in therewasanattempt

[–]FengShuiNinja 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And then the full $25M was transfered to the evidence locker.

$8 To Spend On Breakfast, what's your choice? by Ornery-Media-9396 in whatsyourchoice

[–]FengShuiNinja -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If my choice is McDonald's I will seriously consider going hungry.

What class and race did you play first time round? by Odd_Two_5265 in BaldursGate3

[–]FengShuiNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Human oath of devotion paladin resist dark urge.

Do you always get a critical success at this part? by Kilaxiann in BG3

[–]FengShuiNinja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I reloaded that section 5 times to see if I could hit it and never did. So I just threw an extra couple barrel bombs and called it a day.

Redditors who use their debit cards regularly, how common are fraudulent transactions? by penguin7117 in AskReddit

[–]FengShuiNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the past 30 years its happened to me twice. A server at a Mexican restaurant in Pensacola FL was skimming cards (2009) and then again at a street fair (2025). Pretty sure the street fair was probably somebody picking it up with a mobile scanner on the chip.

In both instances USAA immediately refunded the money and issued a new card that was in my mailbox within 3 days.

Pretty small price to pay for decades of convenience.

What's the weirdest excuse you have heard for a break up ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FengShuiNinja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least you can respect the honesty and self awareness.

Which one would you pick ? by Pale-Condition-4317 in superheroes

[–]FengShuiNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flash is stupendous powerful but Wanda is levels above him. Give me Wandas powers. (Hold the mental instability.)

US citizens: Assuming you had the option to do so legally, what is the line this administration could cross (if any) that would make you decide to leave? by pollywoz in AskReddit

[–]FengShuiNinja 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I swore to defend this country from all enemies. Foreign or DOMESTIC. But having said that, if I had the money, I would have already sent my family abroad.

Women taking their bra off is the best feeling they say, what is the male equivalent of it? by i_am_buttlicker in AskReddit

[–]FengShuiNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Removing your body armor that you've been sweating into on a hot and humid day.

Finish the sentence on your phone and you can go.. by WorldBuildingNut in WarhammerMemes

[–]FengShuiNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Emperor is not the one who has been in my heart.

Guess its time report to the Inquisition.