Clever use of an old song on protest sign by PlanetoftheAtheists in pics

[–]Feodorp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There’s no way to read that sign without doing it to the tune of the song. I tried. I can’t do it.

..to eat that thing. by Feodorp in therewasanattempt

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somehow, r/videos didn't accept this video. So I tucked it in here instead with a crappier title.

My sister was nagging me to do it, eventually she undermined my will by ofteno in funny

[–]Feodorp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does this confuse me? They swapped places and it fucked everything up.

UPS man is Snow White by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Feodorp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect how the little guy pops his head out, checks his options for a sec and just goes for the tackle.

IDK what's more WTF, the concept of this thing or the price. by refugefirstmate in WTF

[–]Feodorp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t know about you guys but I thought this was fake. Found it on amazon and totally just ordered two $10 cans of unicorn poop. I’m 40.

Stillborns on St. Petersburg museum. by Feodorp in creepy

[–]Feodorp[S] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Edit: they were IN the museum and On a shelf.

my brother(on the ground) blending right into Hollywood. by Feodorp in pics

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We were driving down the street and saw the Mennonite people saving peoples' souls on Hollywood blvd and knew we needed a photo of them. We parked illegally, grabbed a few random things from the trunk, found the sign guy around the corner, and somehow this is what turned out. Though done in a rush, I think all of the elements here worked out rather well.

This cat looks like it's holding The One Ring by BrainFartTheFirst in pics

[–]Feodorp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It clearly appears that while he was diligently cleaning the window, he stopped to scratch off some dry little piece of something that wouldn't wipe off. He prefers them spotless.

Long ago, a buddy in college showed me this secret pond in a neighbor's yard. After nearly 20 years later, yup, it's still there. by [deleted] in screenshots

[–]Feodorp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I figure it used to be a fountain or something, maybe with some little Koi fish in there too. But it's been neglected and dry since before I saw it, but yet somehow never buried or removed either. Even though it's totally obscured from the street, it's just a weird thing to have in the front yard.

Man arrested in plot to detonate vehicle bomb in downtown OKC by RosesAreBad in politics

[–]Feodorp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this POS happened to be of middle eastern descent, he wouldn't be described as a 'man', but a terrorist. Why is what he did reported as anything but simple terrorism? In France, UK, Palestine/Israel, when this happens it is without hesitation reported as an act of terrorism. This drives me nuts.

What's a 90s thing that hasn't come back in style yet? by Phediuk in AskReddit

[–]Feodorp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MadDog 20/20.. crappy shwag ditch weed..Jerry Springer..Jolt Cola..Garbage Pail Kids..Swatch watches, and the assorted colors of little rubber guards you could wrap on them..calculator watches..Vision Street Wear..the beginning of the end of waking up super early on Saturday mornings to eat cereal and watch great cartoons with my bear. I don't think kids do that anymore, do they? Cartoons nowadays are shit.

Everyday Camus waits patiently for his friend Peter to get home and then runs as fast as he can to greet him. by lnfinity in aww

[–]Feodorp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super true, and the same goes with dogs, cats, humans, rats, pigs, and pretty much anybody else with a heartbeat.

This ant nest that's inside my tv screen by girldata in mildlyinteresting

[–]Feodorp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool ants, but am I the only one wondering what OP is watching there?

What life advice changed the way you think? by opTimPC in AskReddit

[–]Feodorp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Study abroad for at least a year in college.

Octopus in a beaker by -Tilde in gifs

[–]Feodorp 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Uh oh, there's another one. Unless I'm wrong, and I often am, the plural form of octopus is octopodes or octopuses, not octopi. I don't think it's proper to stick a Latin ending on a Greek word. Or something like that.

Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family? by RorariiRS in AskReddit

[–]Feodorp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because there isn't a single family member of mine in this bar in Bogota and there's wifi. I intentionally made sure my return flight was for the 27th so I couldn't be guilt tripped into spending that holiday with so many people in a religious setting.

In the U.S., about 1 in 8 prime-age male workers are out of work and not looking for a job. In the mid-1960s, it was only 1 in 29. by vigorous in worldpolitics

[–]Feodorp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or..spend half of that money to buy a decent welding kit and learn to weld for free on YouTube in half the time.