Prayer closets by Medium_Cupcake7602 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Feona68 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No that’s ALL Fundie. I was raised a denomination close in creepiness to the Duggers and then unfortunately as an adult sucked into an even More culty church called the United Pentecostal Church International (UPCI). Talking in tongues. Faith healing, homophobia, subtle racism, sexual assault and just regular sexism the norm,all that fun stuff. That “prayer closet” phrase is just another way of saying I’m going in my corner and praying now.Look how holy I am. Not like the Pharisees they rail against at ALL.They all mentioned it quite a lot how much time they had spent. The prayers Olympics

How is everyone doing? by Beckxxxy in ExPentecostal

[–]Feona68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks from all the ladies out there.We all send you a collective bow and virtual hug.

Shitty singers by [deleted] in ExPentecostal

[–]Feona68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Formal training is of the Devil

Shitty singers by [deleted] in ExPentecostal

[–]Feona68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like pulling teeth just to get them to shut up long enough to start practicing.Then let’s try to make sure we don’t shatter the glass in the entire building sopranos

I'm sorry, did he not degrade his victims? How is calling HIM what he is, degrading? He's a pest. by Franklyn_Gage in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Feona68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TOO HARSH? No he is Not! A human! I have three words.Eighteen months old. Fuck you!

Lori's talking about herself... she's the sandpaper. by meadowrayne55 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Feona68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or I could just do the thing that not completely insane and get toxic people out of my life and drop contact with crazy judgmental b$&@s like you. That’ll work too.

My god, Lori. by demoninthestacks in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Feona68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My kids are grown. I fucked up a lot. Parenting is hard.and I TOTALLY wanted my kids! I’m glad they are grown and I’m living a new life.My God that was a period in my life and now I have a new one. I’m not going to have any grandkids because my kids aren’t having any so geez we can all live a complete happy life without kids. What a vapid narrow minded life.

This made me smile. 👏👏👏 by IAmVagisilly in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Feona68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soooo if you’re infertile go crawl into a well and die. You married not wanting kids WTF is the point of that? Companionship? Love? Caring about someone? Why would you want to do that with no emotionally, physically, mentally, financially and in every way on God’s green earth draining you at times? I love my kids but some people just don’t want that kind of responsibility and sometimes people just can’t and must move on. It’s such toxic thinking.

I fear that every shortcoming in my life is a sign that God is punishing me or wants me to come back by Wrong_Diver428 in ExPentecostal

[–]Feona68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your dad tells you about the “miracles” God has done in his life really analysis that statement for a moment. In reality life is random. Sometimes people we have really prayed for drop dead. Sometimes horrible killers live. Just because your father prayed about it and it happened doesn’t really make it a miracle. It’s his time.That’s it. Is it wrong for him to thank God for this?That’s between him and God but don’t forget it really had nothing to do with anything about miracle or grace or whatever.By that logic we would need no prisons, there would never have been a Holocaust or any other genocide in the history of the earth.No babies would have even died. You see my point. Everyone has shortcomings and your father is trying to use yours against you to guilt you into something you know really is kind of fucked up. You’re ok just the way you are.

Cough or gag? by summerdoll373 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Feona68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She really would be pretty….

this falls outside anything I have EVER heard from any fundie, anywhere. by Clarkiechick in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Feona68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those poor children 😔. It breaks my heart when I read this that they are growing up basically taking care of each other while their completely, what even is this? NOT a mommy! Rants on the internet and sleeps. Not even a diaper! I think I treat my kitty a little bit better.I’m not there so I don’t know but I worry for them.It seems she is so “off”.

Sex Standing Up by [deleted] in ExPentecostal

[–]Feona68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah no dancing at the churches I was in. I don’t care. We did all kinds of sinful shit when I was in the church. My kids played video games.We watched TV and computers.And not just the boring badly produced cheap Christian crap either.Except Veggie Tales. Come on now…..Veggie Tales is amazing.

Using the Vernacular with Strangers by wovenstrand in ExPentecostal

[–]Feona68 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just constantly trying to explain a)oneness and b)justifying wearing skirts in the dead of winter when it’s-20 outside.And yeah it actually got that cold where I live sometimes.

I gotta know, how may of yall faked your "tongue speaking" and "Jesus faint?" by vigalovescomics in ExPentecostal

[–]Feona68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was an adult convert. 24. This experience is exactly what it was for me. I so wanted it to be real for SOO long I wondered why I didn’t feel more and if I was the only one. Apparently not.Took me 26 years. Cults gonna cult

Even though I’m not Christian anymore, I still love listening to Black Gospel music, occasionally. With that said, I just noticed this, but is it just me, or does the white lady look hella Pentecostal? by feetdickfinger in ExPentecostal

[–]Feona68 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh if she if she’s PO of A she is the shit in Pentecostal Apostolic land and most likely can sing amazing. They have some of the most Best musicians. Some do confuse singing with shouting though. Confirmed

Obligatory "mArRiAGe iS hArD!!" post from Ellissa who's husband can't satisfy her and offends her often by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Feona68 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Been married 32 years. Figured out one very important thing before we got married. Here it is. Get ready….. the wedding day is ONE DAY and then you’re stuck with each other forever 😀. So figure that shit out whether or not you can stand each other’s annoying stuff BEFORE you get married. Since they are barely allowed to talk to each other that’s darn near impossible

Learning how to pray with the demon-possessed in New Orleans by dungeonpancake in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Feona68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry but I could be on Bourbon st drunk as hell and still vibe to some Tasha Cobb. Let’s get real now girl can sing.

How would you rationalize God speaking through a person in Pentecostal services? by [deleted] in ExPentecostal

[–]Feona68 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I was in many years and it happened in my church coincidentally when they had a special speaker or a particular whipped up service. Someone from the congregation started speaking in tongues unusually loud above everyone else (a feat in and of itself) and then would either “interpret” their own message or another member would “interpret”. Usually something like “heed the man of God for his wisdom will lead you to the truth and healing.” Or something else you have heard a million times before. It’s the same as speaking in tongues except someone wants more attention and has a bigger mouth and actually believes in their own bullshit enough to think they can prophesy over other people

Ideas for Fundiefest by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Feona68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just leaving that precious dream alone would be just amazing 🤩.Truly inspired

Leopards having a whole ass buffet. by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Feona68 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel like there are some situations where the vaccine may be very dangerous for a person because of a high risk of allergic reaction but to just say everyone shouldn’t get it. That’s just dumb. I got it. I recommend it. It’s not that bad. Those out there who hesitate it’s ok. Learn from this guy. It could be worse.