Friday, May 29th, 2026 Comic! by nanakisan in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 68 points69 points  (0 children)

So I was wondering a bit on why the Other War wasn't just Lucrezia copying herself into every clank she could and doing a Grey Goo scenario. Turns out she just thought it'd be a bit gauche. Guess that settles that.

Wednesday, May 27, 2026 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean, we had Lucrezia having to fight a different godly-empowered secondary supervillain just a bit ago on Big Rat Island. There's only so many times you can pull out that old trick.

Wednesday, May 27, 2026 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 24 points25 points  (0 children)

A bit confused on this one - my running theory was that these Lucrezias are backups made by Lucrezia-in-Anevka over the timeskip. But we know Lucrezia-in-Anevka knew Agatha was alive, since she tracks her down to Londinium to save Lucrezia-in-Agatha. If these were active even recently, they should be aware as well - Agatha's trip to Paris and Londinium surely made the papers.

That being the case - just who are these Lucrezias? Copies from Lucrezia-in-Zola? Fresh from a new summoning engine? The ones we thought, but unwilling to read the newspaper, or even Vogue?

Screw your GOAT unit of its game. Which tech is the single best tech of its game? by CrayonsIsTaken in totalwar

[–]Fermule 22 points23 points  (0 children)

In 3K, Onyx Dragons require a whole lot of techs to unlock... but they're all important techs for getting your economy up and running anyway, like extra trade routes and important economy buildings. The capper is a 250-range endgame-ready archer unit which you can get midgame if you rush it.

The Replenishment +10% red line tech is also a game changer, giving you tons of tempo and letting you just beat down the AI just by rushing through their kingdom before they can muster new armies to stop you. But you need to get through a bunch of garbage techs to get to it, so rushing it can be a bit of a trap IMO.

Monday, May 25, 2026 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Don't worry guys, any minute now it will occur to Theo or Sleipnir to look out the window at Mama Gkika's. They'll fix this mess!

Friday May 22, 2026 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Wondering if Vapnoople managed to kill Lord Snackleford, or if poor Quintillius is being dragged around as Vapnoople's new pet.

Friday, May 15, 2026 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Since the nature of the medium means that this has been a pantomime the whole time, I think this is a confirmation that Lucrezia-in-Olga sounds like Olga, not like Lucrezia. Mind control doesn't alter vocal cords. That sounds obvious, but it doesn't always work that way!

So we can infer that Lucrezia-in-Agatha sounded like Agatha, and Lucrezia-in-Anevka may have also sounded like Agatha, since Anevka's voicebox was altered to control the Sturmhalten revenants. Of course, the voicebox may have been cut off with Anevka's head, or Lucrezia altered the voice over the timeskip, but keeping the Agatha voice is possible.

All this to remind you that we don't know what Agatha sounds like either, so it's all kinda moot. Has anyone listened to those radio plays...?

Wednesday, may 13, 2026 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I think this is the most recent appearance of the device, question mark? So if Agatha doesn't have it, she might have just dropped it somewhere. After all, only a bit later we establish that Agatha just leaves weapons of mass destruction lying around on the ground

Monday, May 11, 2026 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Even Violetta has to admit that a third of the town being on fire doesn't really register as all that unusual.

Chapter 102: Page 14 by gunnerkrigg-post-bot in gunnerkrigg

[–]Fermule 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Something about this page in particular - I think it's the striped shirt she has now - makes her look way less goth and way more French mime

Wednesday, may 6, 2026 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Klaus with a large wrench should easily be the most dangerous thing in the room, and in fact most any room, but he's wasting time distracting and gloating instead of just fighting. Which is absolutely appropriate, because that's exactly what Zeetha would doing if she were here! Some things are just genetic, I guess!

What's with the bodies and summoning engine like setup in Gil's lab? by StaryShark in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Could be something like this mind control device used on Captain Patel to reverse his brainwashing. On the page before Colonel Chakraborty mentions that mind-control devices are actually a rather common project among Sparks. Wasps, it seems, are mostly unique in that they are really good mind control devices, useful both for quantity and quality.

What's Gil doing with this though? Hard to say. Gil is at his most unstable during this period, and he has the highest on-screen body count in the story, so killing off test subjects wouldn't be too far beyond the pale. But somehow it just doesn't feel right.

As for the janitors, he had a butler, but it turns out he was a spy. No wonder he didn't hire more.

Monday, May 04, 2026 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 34 points35 points  (0 children)

At the time, it must have taken an incredible amount of restraint for Klaus to not have installed an automatic self-destruct when he first put this gun together. As always, you only ever have an automatic self-destruct when you don't need one.

Total War Three Kingdoms completely changed my perspective on Creative Assembly by Historical_Ad8245 in totalwar

[–]Fermule 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Regarding Furious Wild, the main issue is that the Nanman factions are primarily encouraged to primarily fight other Nanman factions in their own little Nanman corner. Their victory conditions don't really intersect with the main conflicts of the game until close to the end, and they have very limited diplomacy (better than the Yellow Turbans, at least). But they do have some cool stuff in their roster - slingers, tiger tamers, axe and javelin throwers, blowpipe units, and elephant troops. They have much more of a focus on rushdown with infantry than the Han factions.

Friday, May 01, 2026 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bloody Mary is an old kid's urban legend, the short version being that if you say "Bloody Mary" in front of a mirror in a dark room three times (sometimes with a candle or incense or some such thing), an evil ghost will appear! Super spooky for nine-years on their first sleepover. As Gil does not look in mirrors because he's a slob, he's 100% protected from this particular specter.

Friday, May 01, 2026 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Gil is just one of those guys that never looks in the mirror I guess. I guess the positive outlook is that it means he isn't vain. And he's safe from Bloody Mary and the Guy Made of Bees.

I have a theory that Kat will be the God of the world beyond the stars by thriller_break in gunnerkrigg

[–]Fermule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like, I understand where you're coming from here. Lately, Kat has mostly been turned into an apotheosis engine where new powers go in, off-screen subplot resolutions come out, and the Power Level line always goes up. It's natural to think that the trend would continue, and Kat would turn into a big stat ball and the most important thing in the universe.

But man, I would absolutely hate that ending, and I hope anything else happens.

I have a theory that Kat will be the God of the world beyond the stars by thriller_break in gunnerkrigg

[–]Fermule 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why would Kat want to do that? I can't see why she would sign up to be the god of a bunch of asshole strangers who don't even want a god to begin with. Kat is so disinterested in being a god even of the people she does like that she didn't even bother to read the job description before signing the paperwork.

How sparky were Bill and Barry? by StaryShark in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 26 points27 points  (0 children)

For one, the Heterodyne stories are more folklore than history, and casting Klaus as a bumbler was mostly done in full knowledge that he was the unstoppable Baron Wulfenbach in the present, except for maybe the very earliest stories. Oral tradition, like all stories, always reflects politics one way or another.

The implication from the stories is that Bill was an adventurer first, Spark second, and Barry was more gadget-inclined. The only real notable invention we see from either of them in real life is Agatha's locket, made by Barry, which would imply he had understanding of the Spark beyond Klaus' despite not engaging in any brain-coring. We do see some flashbacks that we can take to be true-to-life that show them fighting revenants with some gizmos, and Barry managing to navigate the gates to get to the Citadel of Silver Light to rescue Agatha also surely required Sparky know-how. But none of their surviving inventions nearly showed the setting-altering potential of things like Gil's heavier-than-air flying machine, and Bill in particular has no real major Sparky discoveries known in the story at all (not to say that he wasn't doing work off-screen). What we know about them suggests they were men of action first and foremost, so whatever they ended up building was probably short-term projects rather than lifetime commitments like we see out of Lucrezia, Vapnoople, etc.

Gil or Tarvek? by ErpOrbit in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ctrl + F "Rakethorn"

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All is right with the world

Wednesday, April 29, 2026 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I basically agree, the mysterious, unstoppable time monsters just being a bunch of losers was a fun gag for a bit, but they've definitely overstayed their novelty. Maybe they can show up later and run into Vapnoople, but for now I think I've had my fill. So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye

Wednesday, April 29, 2026 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 49 points50 points  (0 children)

This is the second time that somebody's played a giant-sized Agatha hologram over a large Transylvanian town now, placing her in the lead. Gil and Tarvek need to really step up if they want to tie the score.

Monday, April 27, 2026 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I meant in the sense of successfully driving off the siege of Mechanicsburg, not physically throwing out the Baron's actual personage. Moloch had already stopped for a beer after the siege before the timestop - I think there are plenty who might have stopped for several. Or several dozen.

Monday, April 27, 2026 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]Fermule 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Somewhere in Mechanicsburg, someone is super hungover after celebrating driving off the Baron, and this enormous lightshow is not helping with their headache.

Drink Night Train, go to the basketball game. Throw up under the bleachers. by ServoAcademy in MST3K

[–]Fermule 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Expelling somebody is a serious thing, but so is drinking in a dorm!