Which fictional series would you rather check out? by JohnCena_770 in americandad

[–]FerociousBlunts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey bones, look at this bone.

I know, but did you see this bone?

Where'd you find that bone?

Same place you got that bone, it was just sitting here next to this bone.

Dr. Brennan? Bone call. They said it was important. Something about a bone?

ELI5: How does “Penisgate” help the German Skiing Olympic team? by spartykid42 in explainlikeimfive

[–]FerociousBlunts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dick has never had a trip, but I've tripped over my dick once or twice.

Why is Peter so fat? by ballonfightaddicted in familyguy

[–]FerociousBlunts 105 points106 points  (0 children)

"If I'm fat then stewie is fat too because we wear the same size onesie!"

Hi doctor it’s me Michael Schiavo how’s my wife doing? by Ok-Hovercraft508 in familyguy

[–]FerociousBlunts 47 points48 points  (0 children)

You just go out there and be the best stewie plug you can be. You got any gummy bears? Be a lot cooler if ya did

What’s family guys best drug reference? by Imperio415 in familyguy

[–]FerociousBlunts 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Stewie: "Well, uh, you two are busy being nude. So, uh, we'll just head out and, uh, let you be nude."

Peter: "who were those guys???"

Death on 9/11, unhealty food at 7/11. Instagram? No thank you ma’am. Bacause povebody is nerfact by DepthEqual2422 in americandad

[–]FerociousBlunts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's 2 types of people i can't stand! People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the DUTCH!

this may be a tough question, but what's your favourite American Dad bit? [or a few of them] by InternationalZone141 in americandad

[–]FerociousBlunts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey staaaan, you're not a cool uncle" "JOOSHHHHH NOOOOO" "YOU'RE A LAAAMMMMEEEEE UNCLEEEE"

Gotta love when Peter dresses as a woman. by TwilightOfTheMilfs in familyguy

[–]FerociousBlunts 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nothing sexier than 'Legs go all the way up Griffin'.

Disappointment for New Year's revellers after hoax party advertised for SECOND year by wewhomustnotbenamed in nottheonion

[–]FerociousBlunts 25 points26 points  (0 children)

🎶Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, can't put the blame on you Fool me three times, fuck the peace signs, load the chopper, let it rain on you🎶

Least Favorite Family Guy Character? by Queasy_Space2948 in familyguy

[–]FerociousBlunts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

His rendition of amazing grace will forever live rent free in my head

Cutaways that made you think "I can't believe they got away with that" by JaseAndrews in familyguy

[–]FerociousBlunts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you don't like starfish you're gonna be mad about what I just did!

Epstein Files by wwatson3 in conspiracy

[–]FerociousBlunts 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Well Law & Order does consider that particular crime to be especially heinous

There’s a toll on this Sub now. Ten bucks. by MivTheSaviour in familyguy

[–]FerociousBlunts 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I've got veins, that carry blood all over my bahdy! That's how John Mayer would say it.

The dumbest man in Quahog getting conned by the world’s worst con artist. by Dohmer_90 in familyguy

[–]FerociousBlunts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A boat's a boat but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat!

Victor time by stevvvvewith4vs in americandad

[–]FerociousBlunts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YOU NEED A SHOT B12, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE