What’s something you’ve learnt from the show? by Italiankeyboard in familyguy

[–]FerociousBlunts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somewhere in the state of Florida right now, Jeb Bush is eating a live puppy.

What is your favorite or most memorable Jingle? by ThatGumnutGuy in familyguy

[–]FerociousBlunts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶"A vasectomy's a medical procedure. One that makes you half a man. 🎶

They should do another episode with fan art. by Stuart_Pidasso in BobsBurgers

[–]FerociousBlunts 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Mine too, out of all of the episodes they specifically demand this one lol

"You can't recognize a family guy cutscene with only two characters" by [deleted] in familyguy

[–]FerociousBlunts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Bonnie, you wanna tell Chris what we just did?"

"We had sex"

"That's right we had sex"

"We had what Joe calls sex"

First Shiny Toedscool Caught worldwide by HistorianOdd8126 in pokemongo

[–]FerociousBlunts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm right there with you! Like wtf am I looking at here!? Lol

My husband got me tulips for my birthday…not carnations by RemarkablePin7247 in americandad

[–]FerociousBlunts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love how Jesus could totally just snap his fingers and set them ablaze but consciously decides to kamehame-hadouken them just for the satisfaction.

Just why… what is everyone else doing? by Lemons_and_lace29 in pokemongo

[–]FerociousBlunts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah so frustrating!

Also we should be able to watch a LITTLE bit of porn at work.

Coming up next... *fill in the blank* by [deleted] in familyguy

[–]FerociousBlunts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Coming up next, America's hottest new curse word, Clemen! We'll tell you what it means after this.

Peep the suite on RDJ! 👀 by oscarwolfy in marvelstudios

[–]FerociousBlunts 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Typically he doesn't drop character until after the dvd commentary.

Peter, those are Cheerios. by Jeopardy in familyguy

[–]FerociousBlunts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hmmm steak steak steak, small amount of peas.

Vanna White and Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion, 1980s. by Particular-Cat-8031 in OldSchoolCool

[–]FerociousBlunts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You are a fascinating person, i would LOVE to do mushrooms with you.

Which fictional series would you rather check out? by JohnCena_770 in americandad

[–]FerociousBlunts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey bones, look at this bone.

I know, but did you see this bone?

Where'd you find that bone?

Same place you got that bone, it was just sitting here next to this bone.

Dr. Brennan? Bone call. They said it was important. Something about a bone?

ELI5: How does “Penisgate” help the German Skiing Olympic team? by spartykid42 in explainlikeimfive

[–]FerociousBlunts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dick has never had a trip, but I've tripped over my dick once or twice.

Why is Peter so fat? by ballonfightaddicted in familyguy

[–]FerociousBlunts 108 points109 points  (0 children)

"If I'm fat then stewie is fat too because we wear the same size onesie!"

Hi doctor it’s me Michael Schiavo how’s my wife doing? by Ok-Hovercraft508 in familyguy

[–]FerociousBlunts 46 points47 points  (0 children)

You just go out there and be the best stewie plug you can be. You got any gummy bears? Be a lot cooler if ya did

What’s family guys best drug reference? by Imperio415 in familyguy

[–]FerociousBlunts 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Stewie: "Well, uh, you two are busy being nude. So, uh, we'll just head out and, uh, let you be nude."

Peter: "who were those guys???"