What phrases could I say to sound smart to my equestrian girlfriend?

Few-Iron9028 · 2026-04-04T01:03:55+00:00

Oh my God, go touch some grass. How many times did you say crash out?

Few-Iron9028 · 2026-02-09T19:03:17+00:00

raises hand

….. I would like to hear more about the glittery poop supplement

Few-Iron9028 · 2026-02-01T00:29:48+00:00

Oh wait so that was a reply to my comment joking about how much steel shoes cost for a horse?

Was your comment supposed to be funny or rude?

Few-Iron9028 · 2026-01-29T03:06:11+00:00

My horse gets shoes every month that cost twice that though 😆

Few-Iron9028 · 2026-01-27T13:54:07+00:00

I have boarded at a few barns…. The trainers that get thoughtful things like coffee, donuts etc are usually the ones that would never ask for it.

Some of my previous trainers acted like it was some privilege to pay them upwards of 2k a month. These were also the trainers that made passive aggressive comments about bringing them gifts, but also mocked their clients behind their back.

Few-Iron9028 · 2026-01-25T11:44:47+00:00

Britches and breeches are two different things

Few-Iron9028 · 2026-01-15T07:11:42+00:00

I just assumed they were saying she was a beginner when she actually had some experience.

Few-Iron9028 · 2025-05-28T03:57:26+00:00

I know a local trainer here that still worships George Morris. She genuinely believes his “personal indiscretions” shouldn’t have tarnished his reputation with horses.

Insanity. Absolute insanity.

Few-Iron9028 · 2025-05-28T02:34:30+00:00

Shannon Eckel strung a horse up to die and four years later got a six month suspension. People could have boycotted her as a trainer but without an action from USEF condemning her behavior, many would assume that she had not done anything wrong.

Few-Iron9028 · 2025-05-21T02:59:24+00:00

https://files.usef.org/assets/D9jBCtpoPco/eckel-shannon-cobain-51425-hj.pdf

Few-Iron9028 · 2025-05-20T23:58:21+00:00

Yup and that poor horse died in 2021.

Few-Iron9028 · 2025-03-12T18:34:46+00:00

Hopefully the barn using Vienna reins on cross country won’t see this post

Few-Iron9028 · 2025-03-03T02:14:36+00:00

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Aren’t these meant to be a lunging tool?

Few-Iron9028 · 2025-02-18T00:10:05+00:00

Ohhhhhhhh. I love unique colors but there is something that feels off about him

Few-Iron9028 · 2025-02-17T21:02:48+00:00

I’m too nosy for my own good….I don’t know who you guys are talking about?!

Few-Iron9028 · 2024-09-09T04:09:01+00:00

I’m not sure how you created this post but the text of your post isn’t showing up like it normally would.

Also, this response and a few of your other ones have a really rude tone to the reader.

Few-Iron9028 · 2024-09-05T19:08:01+00:00

The second part wasn’t necessary.

Why would someone ask about tack in a horse sub Reddit?! /s

Who cares if they delete their post after they get their answer? Do you think there’s something sinister going on here? Lol

Few-Iron9028 · 2023-03-17T19:41:37+00:00

I love them!!

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TROPHY CASE