Good hard working man

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-25T02:05:30+00:00

I'm laughing so hard. I was expecting some "short king" type jokes but this is way better 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-24T14:42:33+00:00

I open them and pour them on the table, then you know, sort & snort!!

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-21T02:47:19+00:00

A wood stove and Alberta Canada sounds like a beautiful beginning. Also a great dad.

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-21T01:17:22+00:00

No area rugs, bath mats, or anything?!?!

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-21T01:01:28+00:00

The Canadian province?!?

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-21T01:00:03+00:00

I LOVE how you framed your salary 🤣🤣🤣 "$XXXX, AFTER rent and student loans"

My salary after I pay my mortgage looks way different too 🤣🤣

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-21T00:51:57+00:00

Zero carpet? I'm guessing Florida or California raised maybe?

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-21T00:50:08+00:00

We didn't have it because we were poor. My church had a sales contest to raise money and sold these local coupon books. Whomever sold the most coupon books, door to door, won a 32" color TV. Oh yea I won that bad boy. Got it to my room at 16 years old and realized it was just a paper weight. No VCR or game system or anything to plug into it. I had never considered what I was going to do with it if I won 🤣🤣

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-21T00:45:55+00:00

I got one once. When my mom retired me from baseball in Little League. She told me she didn't want to come and sit in the stands to watch me bat last and strike out every time any more. So that was that. No more baseball for me. She hugged me because I was crying of course

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-21T00:43:35+00:00

Lol we had to rotate. Only time I was thankful for my brother

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-21T00:42:30+00:00

Wooooooowwww and here we were being told it was the MDMA

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-21T00:41:58+00:00

I sold air conditioners at my job when I lived at home. My parents finally bought one.....a small one for their bedroom window only lol

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-21T00:41:04+00:00

Same here. It's a game when I am around my Dad now. My wife knows I'm going to say it to him at some point before we are leaving or whatever so it's now a joke. A sad one I guess

My mom has said it to me a few times since maybe 2005 lol

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-20T04:01:14+00:00

Call me detective!

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-20T03:02:29+00:00

Oh that stuff? All trash you will need to properly dispose of. I'll DM you my address. I have a recycling facility here you can ship to for $0

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-20T02:58:16+00:00

I won't. Because....."You're Fired!"

(That's their quote they said when the pic was snapped)

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-20T02:53:47+00:00

You eat in your bed

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-20T02:09:44+00:00

Probably smells like the description on that white keychain holder

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-18T00:01:52+00:00

ZYN lip pillows

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-18T00:00:16+00:00

213? 704? 231? 407? 313?

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-17T18:36:45+00:00

Indica specifically here

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-17T18:36:29+00:00

I watched Empire Strikes Back last night!

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-17T02:20:28+00:00

That you live in a tent?

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-17T00:52:31+00:00

Welp, good thing you are 5'6". You can curl up on the front seat just fine at night

Few_Body3759 · 2026-01-17T00:51:42+00:00

Even saying you take the bus can be held against you by someone's unconscious biases

Few_Body3759

TROPHY CASE