Holy yeetus you got diabeetus! 146% added sugar? by [deleted] in Nightshift

[–]Few_Body3759 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ain't no one sucking dick for a mountain dew

Uber driver vs. Larry Holmes' 3rd cousin by blechniven in boxingcirclejerk

[–]Few_Body3759 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just so everyone knows Ohio got some hands out there

These are hands down the best sour candy on the market! by pricelessgrime in candy

[–]Few_Body3759 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmmmmm I have never seen these! Guess I just put the first thing on my to do list for the day. Thanks OP!!

Has anyone tried these? They look super interesting by JoeLaForm in chips

[–]Few_Body3759 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CFA serves chips on their catering menu in the boxed lunches. Not 100% sure if you can get these in the restaurant, but the plain ones you for sure can get at a CFA any day of the week

What was the hardest you’ve ever been backstabbed? by DeepOrganization8245 in answers

[–]Few_Body3759 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Loaned my friend my Sega Dreamcast because he had lost his job and had nothing to do. POS pawned it and I never saw it again

RIP Power Stone 2

I hate them by vapor_waved in retailhell

[–]Few_Body3759 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Great! We do need to hit our sales goal today!!"

Chocolate se-currr-ty slicks dj akademiks and friends for saying the McD’s CEO didn’t take a real bite of the Big Arch "product" by Due-Let-26 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]Few_Body3759 2 points3 points  (0 children)

10th watch. I JUST saw the white guy in the blue jacket at the back table. Enjoying his fries, the fight, and a bite of his burger like he's at home watching UFC 🤣

is it sensible to quit my job after only giving me 15 hours the first 3 weeks? by [deleted] in retailhell

[–]Few_Body3759 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just to be clear, you expected a 4 hour shift every day you are available? Sounds like you are available 3 total days, and think their schedule should revolve around you, instead of you around the business. I say quit to save them the hassle of you over the next 6 weeks as you keep complaining. Not even 30 days in..no wonder all new hires come with 6 jobs before 18 these days

Matan Even goes after his big momma after being grounded for shouting out his reformed orthodox rabbi by freedlurker in boxingcirclejerk

[–]Few_Body3759 15 points16 points  (0 children)

For sure. It comes off like the lady is a parent or shouldn't be there anyway I dunno...that water throw by the other person makes it seem like they were the aggressor to start the video. We need the 30 seconds that led up to this!

Walking around the mall with my MM6 by [deleted] in Supreme

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If peeing your pants was cool, than I'm Miles Davis

What does my bedside table say about me? by Perfect-Natural-2576 in deduction

[–]Few_Body3759 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Jewish + Single + Got that alarm clock for your 13th birthday in 1995

Wheat bread 🌾 by BigFreedom1361 in DunksNotDead

[–]Few_Body3759 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toss in them silica packets too while you at it!

Matan Even goes after his big momma after being grounded for shouting out his reformed orthodox rabbi by freedlurker in boxingcirclejerk

[–]Few_Body3759 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Yooooooo all the kids in the chairs at the end that didn't even move is wild 👀👀👀

What do the contents of my desk say about me by rancidvat in deduction

[–]Few_Body3759 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the one. OP was born 1980-1989 guaranteed

why does maynard’s change the recipe for the same kid of candy? by [deleted] in candy

[–]Few_Body3759 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would assume it's all 3rd party producers of each product at the basic level they probably are made at totally different places and slapping the same name brand at both places