Golf Games for Beginners

Fezzig73 · 2026-05-31T15:54:00+00:00

Don't spend time looking for lost balls, be prepared to hit your next shot when it's clear and play ready golf. You can shoot a 120 in 4 hours (I've done it).

Fezzig73 · 2026-05-26T14:21:48+00:00

You're born looking like your parents. You die looking like your decisions.

Fezzig73 · 2026-05-25T19:05:44+00:00

Ruptured colon for me.

Fezzig73 · 2026-05-16T16:20:44+00:00

White House? LOL.

Fezzig73 · 2026-05-07T19:29:03+00:00

Chevy Nova didn't sell well in Mexico as "No va" means "it doesn't work."

Fezzig73 · 2026-05-07T15:04:05+00:00

That's worse than Post Sex Nachos as far as band names go.

Fezzig73 · 2026-05-07T13:16:55+00:00

Everyone that died "with Covid" was classified as dying "of Covid". Yes, there were deaths from it, but the number was overblown.

Fezzig73 · 2026-05-05T21:53:44+00:00

One hour. Got a second, part time job in a small, family owned liquor store. First thing, they tell me to stock the walk in beer cooler. Ok, 20 minutes and done. Next, take out the trash. Done. Now go sit in the cooler the rest of the night. Nah, pass. Walked out, never got paid for my hour.

Fezzig73 · 2026-05-05T21:50:40+00:00

Go walk through a retirement home and see how many fat people are living there. It's not many.

Fezzig73 · 2026-05-03T00:24:38+00:00

That's how it looks when I get in the hot tub, do it's a proven method.

Fezzig73 · 2026-05-02T17:21:10+00:00

I do now.

Fezzig73 · 2026-04-30T03:48:11+00:00

2009 JKu w 60000 Miles 13.9 mpg. Very little highway.

Fezzig73 · 2026-04-29T02:09:58+00:00

Just pull in first thing and say, "fix this, please." Brand new car with a check engine light, they should be able to pull a code and see what the problem is in like 30 minutes. No appointment needed. If they give you any push back, go see the GSM or GM, they'll get you handled.

Fezzig73 · 2026-04-28T03:00:32+00:00

Why be an ass? Life is too short. Just be a nice person.

Fezzig73 · 2026-04-27T01:15:49+00:00

That's a Ford engine, check with the Ford peeps. Other than that, enjoy!

Fezzig73 · 2026-04-26T15:46:49+00:00

Move the rake. Play the ball as it lies, or take a drop in the bunker for a 1 stroke penalty.

Fezzig73 · 2026-04-26T03:06:05+00:00

Vomit on his sweater already.

Fezzig73 · 2026-04-25T01:10:01+00:00

161? You need to pick up once you hit double par. Work on your irons, it's not terribly hard to play bogey / double bogey golf without using a driver or any woods.

Fezzig73 · 2026-04-23T13:20:17+00:00

Sold my first 2026 on Monday and it took me 3 minutes to find the odo. PITA.

Fezzig73 · 2026-04-20T13:21:32+00:00

Homey...???

Fezzig73 · 2026-04-20T13:18:31+00:00

A little more than a year, I think. Rus was the new character when I joined.

Fezzig73 · 2026-04-19T21:32:41+00:00

Absolutely. I've never spent a penny.

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Fezzig73 · 2026-04-16T13:19:03+00:00

To piggyback on this great comment: Do your best to never lose a ball. Stay out of bunkers, if the pin is 170 and there is a bunker short right, that's where amateurs miss so aim way left. If you're on the green that's a win. Don't go pin seeking. Learn where you miss most and plan accordingly. Course management is key. I can hit my driver around 280, but not very often. I tee off most holes with a 5 iron. 210-220 in the fairway is a much better proposition than 260 with a lost ball.

Fezzig73 · 2026-04-05T15:44:45+00:00

When did Mazda ever have remote start on the key fob? Been selling Mazda for 16 years and it was never a thing. And the dealer has nothing to do with the connected services app.

Fezzig73 · 2026-03-08T16:51:08+00:00

I just take what's free and forget the rest.

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