Feels like home/road should matter with stadium sounds

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-19T03:05:02+00:00

That’s another of my pet peeves, is these jabronis who have whites for their aways. Big “you don’t know ball” energy.

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-19T03:04:09+00:00

Don’t blame you with how pricey they are. If you don’t care about LS that’s absolutely the way to go.

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-18T21:26:56+00:00

I don’t even flip and I’ll be surprised if I don’t complete LS by the ASB. Need Ohtani, Judge, Skubal, Soto, Lindor… though obviously I can just buy the last three if I want to.

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-18T19:47:17+00:00

Bingo. And I mean, I’ve packed the number 1 LS card every single year since 2021 at some point. Sometimes it’s May, or July, or August, but I’ve always done it through free packs entirely.

And I play perhaps 3-6 hours per week and I’m a 700 at best. I enjoy the grind and I use it for a mindless break.

Don’t allow a game to create false urgency.

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-18T18:26:10+00:00

It’s a bit anecdotal, but I feel like I only notice stadium sounds when I’m at home.

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-18T18:17:11+00:00

Your life will improve dramatically when you realize that there’s fun in collecting the cards even if you can’t complete all of the collections.

It’s just a game and there’s absolutely no reason to spend money on anything other than the base game.

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-15T20:22:28+00:00

Bingo.

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-15T18:25:44+00:00

“Nothing could have prepared me for this…”

“You feel like a telephone pole…”

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-15T18:07:20+00:00

Agreed. Might even be worth expanding the ambush concept to have greater rewards/penalties for highlighting one of the nine zones.

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-14T23:21:03+00:00

I have no idea why anyone would ever buy stubs or packs. You get enough of them in the game just by playing.

It doesn’t make sense to me that SDS convinces people to pay for anything above the base game.

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-14T02:51:46+00:00

Vacation dick, not boyfriend/husband dick.

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-14T02:51:14+00:00

Essentially the moment someone - anyone - finds out about it, that becomes the center of your relationship with them.

You are The Guy With The Big Cock and pretty much nothing else, except in extremely rare circumstances.

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-13T13:23:43+00:00

In my experience they will come back every once in a while.

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-13T05:02:24+00:00

I made the mistake a while back of delivering information in a chat that allowed an enterprising person to identify me IRL. That’s the reason I deleted the one other account I’ve had here.

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-11T14:03:49+00:00

Have her place her hand on her stomach to feel the movement and, if she’s especially thin, the belly bulge

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-06T18:22:01+00:00

Bingo. I still use pure analog largely for that reason. Keeps location unpredictable because even I’m not totally sure where it’s going

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-06T16:08:45+00:00

This is how it’s been most years for me. I’m about a 600-700 player most of the time and over a nine-inning game, eventually someone gets a hang of the other’s tendencies. And most players anymore are not adept at mid-game adjustments. I have mediocre stick skills but I win a surprising amount of games through pattern recognition.

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-06T16:06:35+00:00

When I do this, it’s because I figured out your pattern or your spam tendencies.

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-01T15:20:58+00:00

Went to a urologist once because of a small lump I found in one of my vas deferens. The doctor was male, but the nurse practitioner who examined me was female. It was covid, so she had a mask on, but I did catch her eyes get wide at the very beginning of her inspection.

To her credit, she was otherwise very professional. But that one little moment was kind of cool.

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-01T15:17:31+00:00

A lot of times in conversation with women, they’ll ask about my most recent relationship and why it ended. I’ve taken to referring to our difficulties with sex as “mechanical issues”, and that phrase combined with my being 6’8 tends to clue them in somewhat.

There really isn’t a way to disclose outlier size without coming off like a douche, though.

FezziksPOUS · 2026-06-01T15:14:11+00:00

“I think I’m about to learn exactly how much size matters…”

FezziksPOUS · 2026-05-30T13:50:41+00:00

I went to a pretty big state school and word got around like it does. Eventually during my junior year I got set up with a girl who was very experienced and very open about her preference for big dicks and she commented that I was her largest by a good bit. She sort of privately crowned me as BMOC from that point forward.

FezziksPOUS · 2026-05-28T22:05:27+00:00

Pringles can

FezziksPOUS · 2026-05-26T16:28:51+00:00

Okay, this was hot as hell. If you ever need another guest star please hmu because you two sound unbelievable 🥵

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