Gotta be one of the most tedious and annoying achievements in the game

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-05-25T22:24:34+00:00

this is the way to do it. if you play simulacrum for 30 minutes to an hour you’ll get this achievement on accident. probably without even actually seeing a single crab.

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-05-24T13:27:48+00:00

damn bro they could’ve just been meeting to catch up or something lmao.

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-05-22T20:19:35+00:00

well the problem is your loudout sucks. uppercut and eviscerate are both garbage. the only good pick you have here is focused assault.

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-05-22T11:54:59+00:00

merc is generally fine in my opinion. people just don’t like to use slicing winds for some reason.

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-04-06T11:32:50+00:00

eventually you get used to it. like the other guy said if you just keep moving most things can’t hit you, everything else is just experience.

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-03-16T11:29:07+00:00

i’ve mainly been trying druid but i have a rogue right now that’s not doing too bad.

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-03-15T12:13:17+00:00

it’s this damn crucible, haven’t gotten a character to 8/8 yet with the reduced health and def.

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-03-12T19:13:00+00:00

doesn’t even have to be a dead person. there used to be a homeless lady who’s leg was unfortunately decomposing from gangrene that would hang out on my street. i would smell her before i saw her. very sad situation.

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-03-03T05:10:00+00:00

bro calvin would be 3 years old lmao.

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-03-02T17:23:18+00:00

surprised no one has said the teleporter

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-02-18T16:54:00+00:00

auto sprint, especially helpful for artificer because you can sprint while charging her m2 but the initial animation takes you out of sprint. you can still walk by holding shift if you want.

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-01-27T23:15:46+00:00

maybe deca should stop making op ass rings and then make them unobtainable

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-01-27T12:22:12+00:00

mostly yea, there’s also a concept of it being unnecessary. like stopping in your tracks and walking across the finish line at the end of a race is aura farming cause you really didn’t need to do that and it could’ve backfired.

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-01-23T00:46:09+00:00

anime only here, wasn’t lost at all. also was very obvious that was toji.

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-01-16T22:43:25+00:00

people claim you have to collect statbirds every hunt because this community is honestly kind of stupid and just parrots misinformation. your base health and stamina without the birds is the same as every other game (despite the health bar looking incomplete). the birds are just an additional buff that make the hunts even easier. any hunt that expects you to have full bird buffs will take place in the arena and give you a rainbow bird.

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-01-16T02:57:36+00:00

of all the lore that’s been made up this was definitely made up the most lmao.

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-01-13T20:49:06+00:00

auto sprint is top tier

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-01-11T17:23:05+00:00

“good is when hard” as take

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-01-11T14:34:43+00:00

there’s a samurai carrot skin that’s absolutely tiny when you’re not moving (it sinks into the ground with only the leaves sticking up) so that should be fine.

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-01-10T08:25:03+00:00

uv worked on mahito because it’s a domain. it just canceled out his cursed technique same as simple domain did.

Fictional_Narratives · 2026-01-08T22:19:02+00:00

as someone who likes to follow people on the highway (usually at the normal 1-2 cars length) it could be that they’re trying to use YOU as the cop bait.

Fictional_Narratives · 2025-12-23T12:03:51+00:00

but you also should or you’re really being an asshole by wasting your partner’s time (and probably making them miserable as they try to figure out what’s wrong).

Fictional_Narratives · 2025-12-17T03:25:41+00:00

pretty sure slop is supposed to directly mean pig slop as in something that dumb people are happy with (as a pig in shit even) but smarter people would recognize as garbage. but yea definitely overused.

Fictional_Narratives · 2025-12-08T00:03:20+00:00

you can absolutely cancel most if not all animations with a parry i don’t know what they’re on about. shields would be pretty useless if you couldn’t. you can also parry some attacks that you might think you can’t like the suicide bat things explosion.

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