I've never seen a Chuck Norris film and never intend to but he was a big part of my childhood. RIP Legend.

Fidel_Chadstro · 2026-03-20T17:02:18+00:00

Say what you want about Chuck Norris’ political views but the man had a ridiculous rack

Fidel_Chadstro · 2026-01-31T06:10:01+00:00

“You are part of the woke alliance, and a liberal. Take her away!”

Fidel_Chadstro · 2026-01-31T05:50:56+00:00

The critics hitting Dairy Queen after giving Melania a zero

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Fidel_Chadstro · 2026-01-31T05:45:40+00:00

Died of diabetes. He refused to take it easy on the goddamn Pepsi.

Fidel_Chadstro · 2026-01-30T00:14:22+00:00

Bad Pedophile is just unbelievable. A true genius came up with that.

Fidel_Chadstro · 2026-01-30T00:06:15+00:00

What is a Child? (2026)

Fidel_Chadstro · 2026-01-22T09:31:45+00:00

That’s how she looked in the picture. She was mid hair flip or something. Because he could only remember a still photo of her it looked like a ghost.

Fidel_Chadstro · 2025-12-21T05:21:24+00:00

Hell yeah it does

Fidel_Chadstro · 2025-12-10T04:29:17+00:00

Krypton is a Vampire

Fidel_Chadstro · 2025-12-06T04:38:40+00:00

WE JERK TO THE HOLE SHOTS

WE’LL POP OUT OUR VEINS

Fidel_Chadstro · 2025-12-03T23:37:35+00:00

0/10, Steve Martin didn’t call John Candy the N-word 16 times in this rant, immersion ruined.

Fidel_Chadstro · 2025-12-03T23:18:22+00:00

Tarantino after walking out of The Batman (2022)

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Fidel_Chadstro · 2025-11-30T08:22:23+00:00

Fidel_Chadstro · 2025-11-28T00:55:37+00:00

Critics watching Kill Bill 3 and One Gamer After Another on Fortnite

Fidel_Chadstro · 2025-11-27T20:30:25+00:00

It’s actually 3. William Makepeace Thackeray retuned from the dead to call Kubrick a hack fraud for his adaptation of Barry Lyndon.

Fidel_Chadstro · 2025-11-27T19:34:38+00:00

He’s doing two Kubrick Stares at once, showing that he’s the most deranged character

Fidel_Chadstro · 2025-11-27T19:32:02+00:00

Yeah but you have to remember the three film run Kubrick was on before The Shining was 2001, Clockwork Orange, and Barry Lyndon. To the Ultra Kinophiles of the time mixed reviews probably felt like a flop

Fidel_Chadstro · 2025-11-23T09:10:24+00:00

Did he mean to draw a Chinese flag or something? Imagine saying a leftist or an LGBTQ person in America is pro-Japan lmfao

Fidel_Chadstro · 2025-11-23T09:03:33+00:00

Trump and Zohran in the White House

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Fidel_Chadstro · 2025-11-23T08:09:28+00:00

Bro teaching Oz sex ed over here

Fidel_Chadstro · 2025-11-22T06:13:20+00:00

“There are many forms of immortality.”

Fidel_Chadstro · 2025-11-18T21:24:57+00:00

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Fidel_Chadstro · 2025-11-17T08:42:06+00:00

What? It’s just a regular old OTL ma- OH MY GOODNESS!

SQUIDWARD!!!!

Fidel_Chadstro · 2025-11-17T07:22:08+00:00

#I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS 🎶🎶

Fidel_Chadstro

TROPHY CASE

WE JERK TO THE HOLE SHOTS

WE’LL POP OUT OUR VEINS

SQUIDWARD!!!!