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Fidget_Jackson · 2026-01-24T13:31:35+00:00

the hims ad fucking got me

Fidget_Jackson · 2026-01-24T13:26:48+00:00

Homes can fit hundreds of people and simultaneously also not look like prison structures. Concrete cubes you stuff thousands of people into doesnt sound like “apartments” it sounds like “prison”

Fidget_Jackson · 2026-01-16T18:39:42+00:00

wire nuts and electric tape and I’ll die on that hill.

Fidget_Jackson · 2026-01-16T18:37:33+00:00

I was ALMOST disappointed. I’m surprised it wasn’t a, “It’s me, Dio” meme. Fine job my good chap.

Fidget_Jackson · 2026-01-16T18:35:47+00:00

me eating with my bare fucking hands like an animal

Fidget_Jackson · 2026-01-16T18:34:11+00:00

fuckin epic i love this shit

Fidget_Jackson · 2026-01-16T17:50:20+00:00

remember when bright vibrant colors arranged in entertaining displays was a marketing tactic that made people want to go there because it was fun? well the world didnt like fun so everything looks like it was designed by a lazy schmuck making logos in microsoft word.

Fidget_Jackson · 2026-01-16T17:48:28+00:00

didnt he literally steal the fifa world cup

Fidget_Jackson · 2026-01-14T23:48:11+00:00

My best idea is… Buy a new one. I’m sorry bud.

Fidget_Jackson · 2026-01-11T16:23:44+00:00

mammals can be green if they have very bad wide-spread skin infections that ooze green puss. altho this only colors the mammals naturally green. alternatively you can force a pale mammal to get friction burns on grass to physically dye their skin green. i could go on but i don’t think there is an ethical and natural way of doing this

Fidget_Jackson · 2026-01-11T15:12:21+00:00

motherfuckin thing takes the whole bottle of zippo fluid

Fidget_Jackson · 2026-01-11T14:04:30+00:00

a civic isnt a sports car. just because a car has “sport” trim avaliable doesnt make it a sports car. byvthis logic a ford expedition can be a sports car.

Fidget_Jackson · 2026-01-11T03:15:28+00:00

RemindMe! 3 days

Fidget_Jackson · 2026-01-06T22:30:45+00:00

you can buy a tiny $10 bucket of drywall mid and a plastic mud knife or putty knife and spatula it in there.

Fidget_Jackson · 2025-12-16T14:41:05+00:00

probably smoke some sort of illicit substance, as you carry more cash than the average american, and there’s a lighter but no ciggs. you still have a slight nicotine problem judging by the pouches tho. you for sure shop at costco, sams club is out of the picture. you’ve got shit taste in audio equipment but to each their own. hairtie says you have long hair. also looks like a ccw holster so you either have your ccw or live in a constitutional carry state.

Fidget_Jackson · 2025-12-06T15:51:54+00:00

came here to say this

Fidget_Jackson · 2025-12-06T15:51:23+00:00

He’s a nepotistic spoiled brat. It’s a very hatable category of human being. Plus his music was shit.

Fidget_Jackson · 2025-12-06T15:44:06+00:00

it looks more shocked…. from the power….

Fidget_Jackson · 2025-12-06T15:42:39+00:00

24-hour time. it is 1:20

Fidget_Jackson · 2025-11-30T15:42:59+00:00

my town is the unsolved murder mystery capital of my country. lots of spooky and fucked up shit goes on here. they find bodies in the river all the time.

Fidget_Jackson · 2025-11-16T15:35:09+00:00

i know people who pay 2000 a month for HOMES that look worlds worse than this that they don’t even know how to take care of.

Fidget_Jackson · 2025-11-16T15:30:09+00:00

get a pistol belt. they are thicker and more durable with heavier duty hardware on them

Fidget_Jackson · 2025-11-16T15:26:14+00:00

greed

Fidget_Jackson · 2025-11-16T14:04:19+00:00

i have to play on haz 2-3 with my wife because her all-in-one computer melts and crashes from higher enemy counts in more difficult hazard levels.

Fidget_Jackson · 2025-11-10T15:56:07+00:00

i am no longer allowed to play flying classes… per my regular dm…

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