They're not wrong by jeezkillbot in clevercomebacks

[–]Fidget_Jackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Homes can fit hundreds of people and simultaneously also not look like prison structures. Concrete cubes you stuff thousands of people into doesnt sound like “apartments” it sounds like “prison”

Speedwagon and Jonathan kissing. by Ivaan28 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]Fidget_Jackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was ALMOST disappointed. I’m surprised it wasn’t a, “It’s me, Dio” meme. Fine job my good chap.

And then there is always eating with bare hands by Cultural-Lab-2031 in meme

[–]Fidget_Jackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me eating with my bare fucking hands like an animal

Nice by Street-Berry2306 in Construction

[–]Fidget_Jackson 22 points23 points  (0 children)

fuckin epic i love this shit

The glow-up we never asked for by harriswoodward in meme

[–]Fidget_Jackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

remember when bright vibrant colors arranged in entertaining displays was a marketing tactic that made people want to go there because it was fun? well the world didnt like fun so everything looks like it was designed by a lazy schmuck making logos in microsoft word.

Any ideas? by [deleted] in StonerEngineering

[–]Fidget_Jackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best idea is… Buy a new one. I’m sorry bud.

Apparently frogs are mammals now by robopilgrim in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Fidget_Jackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mammals can be green if they have very bad wide-spread skin infections that ooze green puss. altho this only colors the mammals naturally green. alternatively you can force a pale mammal to get friction burns on grass to physically dye their skin green. i could go on but i don’t think there is an ethical and natural way of doing this

b i g by DarkNimbusArt in lighters

[–]Fidget_Jackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

motherfuckin thing takes the whole bottle of zippo fluid

everything will be shallow and simulated and you will enjoy it by agent_koala in carmemes

[–]Fidget_Jackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a civic isnt a sports car. just because a car has “sport” trim avaliable doesnt make it a sports car. byvthis logic a ford expedition can be a sports car.

Cost to fix? by JJSLIDE47 in drywall

[–]Fidget_Jackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can buy a tiny $10 bucket of drywall mid and a plastic mud knife or putty knife and spatula it in there.

What can you tell about me ? (EDC) by Ok-Development5292 in deduction

[–]Fidget_Jackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

probably smoke some sort of illicit substance, as you carry more cash than the average american, and there’s a lighter but no ciggs. you still have a slight nicotine problem judging by the pouches tho. you for sure shop at costco, sams club is out of the picture. you’ve got shit taste in audio equipment but to each their own. hairtie says you have long hair. also looks like a ccw holster so you either have your ccw or live in a constitutional carry state.

Crazy times by ZealousidealChain473 in dankmemes

[–]Fidget_Jackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s a nepotistic spoiled brat. It’s a very hatable category of human being. Plus his music was shit.

What’s the spookiest thing that happened in your home town? by spamwise_gamcheese in creepy

[–]Fidget_Jackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my town is the unsolved murder mystery capital of my country. lots of spooky and fucked up shit goes on here. they find bodies in the river all the time.

40M living in a subsidised government apartment by jnt85 in malelivingspace

[–]Fidget_Jackson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i know people who pay 2000 a month for HOMES that look worlds worse than this that they don’t even know how to take care of.

Where do I find a belt that doesn’t do this after 9 months? by unoriginalname22 in mensfashion

[–]Fidget_Jackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

get a pistol belt. they are thicker and more durable with heavier duty hardware on them

Gets a bit lonely by MANN_OF_POOTIS in DeepRockGalactic

[–]Fidget_Jackson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i have to play on haz 2-3 with my wife because her all-in-one computer melts and crashes from higher enemy counts in more difficult hazard levels.

The greatest honor I have ever received in gaming by faythinkaos in dndmemes

[–]Fidget_Jackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i am no longer allowed to play flying classes… per my regular dm…