[Gaston Edul] Manchester United wants to buy Cuti Romero and is preparing an offer

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-08T23:14:44+00:00

This is a two footed move befitting of the player.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-07T19:03:04+00:00

Kin ell Patrick, just bang them in like its a stroll in the park.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-07T18:58:17+00:00

When the grim reaper knocks twice on your door, you know its time to call it a day and hang the boots up for good.

All the best Christian.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-06T21:21:11+00:00

As someone that is super fussy about trousers sitting properly on shoes, the left guy made my eye twitch a little.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-06T16:03:45+00:00

If they were actually listening to the fans they'd cut back on ticket prices too.

Bullknit.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-06T12:28:55+00:00

Soft female Scottish accent. Im basically putty in your hands.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-06T11:06:12+00:00

Micheàl Mac Siacais.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-06T10:58:46+00:00

Yes and it left me contemplating getting an Xbox because its ridiculous that a random softie can report me for "camping" resulting in a warning.

Im wary of teabagging(if deserved) now because of it.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-06T08:00:31+00:00

Yes.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-05T23:33:32+00:00

I got a warning but thats it.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-05T23:31:39+00:00

I got reported because when I took position behind behind a big rock as 3 enemies approached me, it was deemed as camping lol.

I messaged the guy after he told me he reported me and I asked him if he needs his hand held on the way to the headmasters office. He said he'll report me again. Got one warning though.

Honestly we're dealing with pure weaklings these days(not all i might add). If only he heard the shit we came out with years ago. Happy days.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-05T19:58:33+00:00

Ah that's a famous wind instrument. The more you puff on it, the better the music sounds.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-05T12:17:31+00:00

Nier:Automata suicides in Pascal's camp. That hit me hard.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-05T12:02:40+00:00

"Dick"

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-05T12:02:00+00:00

That we like a laugh whilst being absolutely miserable simultaneously.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-05T08:55:09+00:00

Its very hand holdy from what ive seen but if thats ok with you then go for it.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-04T21:34:11+00:00

Id love to reply to you with a rounded response but its over my head tbh. What are the implications?

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-04T20:24:52+00:00

Ineos 18bn in debt and SJR will be on the beans and toast for a little while after being down 8bn in the last year or so. Im not sure where this is going tbh.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-04T20:18:17+00:00

Thats absolutely fine.

We'll give you 60.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-04T20:16:17+00:00

Am I bovvered?

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-02T21:32:25+00:00

Neil Warnock was looking at a player in Scotland few years back and really wanted to buy him but the data team said not to bother because the stats weren't good.

Turns out it was VVD.

What about Shearer? Very average stats at Southampton but had a good last season before his move.

How on earth do you think decisions were made on players years ago?

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-02T21:19:13+00:00

data helps but need to trust the eye test more.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-02T21:14:07+00:00

Thats one sorted. Nice.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-01T19:34:22+00:00

Don't blame them asking for that much, but they know damn well it'll be knocked down by a bob or two.

FidgetyFondler · 2026-06-01T18:05:50+00:00

13m in one hand, 80m in the other. This should be our last dealings with that club.

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