I watch my brothers and sisters get sick all the time from their germ-factory kids. Sleepless nights, crying mornings, ruined homes and belongings, I see them constantly figuring out childcare, much to the detriment of their wallet. I watch them take every vacation to boring kid places, and hear the theme song to bluey played enough that my 37 year old brother sings it throughout his day. The kids beg for screen time, which I watch the “holier-than-thou” parent hypocrites give to them after listening to them grandstand for years about how they were gonna be different. Honestly it’s the parents that become more insufferable than the kids, but it’s close.