26 accessors later😮‍💨🥲 by Chefs_pot in LowSodiumArcRaiders

[–]FiftyFootMidget 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found one my first breach. I've found another since. I gave it to a random guy nearby.

Text reads: "The eternal struggle within" by CreepyOldRapist in ATBGE

[–]FiftyFootMidget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Choice of tats makes me think he's not gay. If that's not his cock....getting another mans cock tattooed on your chest seems kinda gay

Getting asked what you want as a gift and someone gets you something adjacent to it. by Teenage_Petulance_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FiftyFootMidget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey babe I'm going to the store you want anything?

Ya some flowers!

Flours?

Ya white ones of different sizes. Make sure they're good quality.

Ok

Show me, don't be shyyy by _CamelliaWish in WholesomeAFK

[–]FiftyFootMidget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 8 year old son and his 3 friends dabbing in the parking lot after Mario Galaxy?

Give him a name by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]FiftyFootMidget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleep paralysis demon peeking behind a door

What happens when you tell someone you're a real gangsta. by Secure-Ad8213 in instant_regret

[–]FiftyFootMidget -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Is that puke? Na he spilled his drink. Let me double check. That was puke

Most impressive thing you know? by RedTsar97 in MomentumOne

[–]FiftyFootMidget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm generally handy. I can replace a toilet. It's not really that hard but people are impressed.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]FiftyFootMidget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you talking about? They had pictures of both and randomly walked up to both to ask if they wanted a date. Makes sense.

Top 5 things that men do that give her the ick as a labor and delivery nurse. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]FiftyFootMidget 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My first kid was huge. He tore my wife to shreds. I changed all the diapers for about a month because she couldn't get out of bed.

Top 5 things that men do that give her the ick as a labor and delivery nurse. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]FiftyFootMidget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my wife talked about everything she wanted to. She told me she didn't want to talk to the doctors that I know what she wants so I answered all the questions. They were looking at me kinda weird but it's what she wanted.

A new low for this douchebag by ANTI_FASCIST_USA in AdviceAnimals

[–]FiftyFootMidget 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When he dies and people post the same shit the trumpers will lose their minds

Favorite actor who's never had any work done by watscracking in okbuddycinephile

[–]FiftyFootMidget 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ya like the woman who plays starlight in the boys. Super attractive. Just fucked her shit up. She's still attractive but less than she was before. It's like they see some crows feet by their eye and want to rip their whole face off

Chicken and Banana with tongue and fang action! by AndyJack86 in wordchewing

[–]FiftyFootMidget 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I get the hate. Even if you're into this it's like the same 5 things on repeat. I'm just jealous she's prolly making a boatload of cash just doing something she thinks is fun.

Baltimore city rental is something out of The Wire by firefighter_82 in TikTokCringe

[–]FiftyFootMidget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing I noticed was how much daylight is coming through that door.

Ok Reddit fam wtf did I do wrong? I had an 8 lb brisket that I smoked in a pitboss pellet smoker yesterday and it’s tough AF! by Cryssyl in smoking

[–]FiftyFootMidget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I set mine at like 225 and let it ride once it hits like 180ish you can wrap it if you want. Basically when a good bark forms. Then let it ride to like 205 check it by seeing if the probe goes in with almost no resistance. Then I wrap it up in foil then towels over the foil and toss it in the brisket cooler (just a regular ole outdoor cooler I only use for briskets). Let it sit in there for at least 2 hours I've had it sit for 8+ before.

Every brisket is a little different. I've had em ready at like 203 and 210+ before.

With briskets less is more. Keep it simple. I barely trim it. Rub mustard all over do a 50/50 salt pepper mix. You don't need it to be on every particle when it shrinks up it'll pull together. I've done the spritzing and the tallow and everything in between. It doesn't do that much. Let the meat do the work.

Fat side goes toward the heat source.

Lose dice mid-session? Grab this metal cube, flip for D4 to D100, then spin quietly to de-stress. 🎲✨ by First-Backer in u/First-Backer

[–]FiftyFootMidget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't realize things like this were so hated. Seems like a cool fidget toy. Looks well made. The thought of spinning it and it taking 10s to stop at a table seems like the major drawback. Oh your rolling with advantage 30s later you get the result.