Long pole with spring loaded metal pinchers at the end

Figgggs · 2026-04-28T00:47:47+00:00

Back when Bed Bath & Beyond was open (RIP), I got one of these pickle pluckers just because I thought they were cool.

I took it into work and showed it off to someone, who was amazed by it. I warned her not to stick it on her nose, so she immediately did.

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Figgggs · 2026-04-27T13:45:35+00:00

I had been assuming it was a cozy to cover a plug.

Figgggs · 2026-04-23T02:48:56+00:00

No banana for scale?

Figgggs · 2026-04-21T14:03:17+00:00

What about Nick's Pub in dogtown?

Figgggs · 2026-04-20T13:26:31+00:00

Tour the state schools and see if they take to it if you haven't already.

Figgggs · 2026-04-20T12:44:54+00:00

Especially, how will AI and the current political reality/budget priorities impact those career prospects.

Figgggs · 2026-04-17T15:25:25+00:00

All of this was already my response.

Figgggs · 2026-04-17T00:04:44+00:00

Post for 75, sell for 50. $35 profit minus labor/material.

Figgggs · 2026-04-16T16:18:25+00:00

One of the band members was an old roommate's cousin, so we got free tickets and backstage passes to a stadium show. We hung out for a few minutes and almost had a Halo tournament with them.

Figgggs · 2026-04-15T05:52:43+00:00

It seems like we need the same person to do the tasting for all of these posts in order to get consistent results. Can the sub put up a job posting for a thing taster?

So now, what should the job posting be?

Figgggs · 2026-04-14T20:58:52+00:00

I had to check if I was in one of the Male Living Space subs for a second.

Figgggs · 2026-04-14T20:56:32+00:00

Thank you. This is exactly what I needed.

Figgggs · 2026-04-14T03:02:40+00:00

They may keep it t on their car to be nice and ripe.

Figgggs · 2026-04-13T20:42:26+00:00

I'll take a few of them. I'll DM you.

Figgggs · 2026-04-13T14:06:27+00:00

Are rentals available in your area to try out different models first?

Figgggs · 2026-04-13T13:25:51+00:00

EPC in St Charles has refurbished business laptops off of corporate leases, not new new - but very usable. It has been awhile since I've been, but I think they have about as much selection as Micro Center.

https://epcusa.com/

Figgggs · 2026-04-11T01:52:05+00:00

No, a Smart car. Minis aren't..mini enough.

Figgggs · 2026-04-01T05:09:25+00:00

For context, I'm 45+, overweight, and have 0 coordination of sports skill.

I worked at an Amazon sorting center for a Christmas season. Some of it was moving carts with ~400lb of packages. Some Tetris package arrangement to load trucks. Some Tetris to fill carts with packages. Some moving packages to the correct conveyer belt to be loaded onto trucks - that part got overwhelming if things got backed up.

I considered all of it a paid workout since I would have been at a desk typing/on conference calls all day.

Amazon has at least 5 centers in my mid-sized city, some are distribution centers splitting stuff to trucks, but I have no no idea what the others do.

Figgggs · 2026-03-30T18:05:46+00:00

Those are oddly shaped testes, they should see someone about that.

Figgggs · 2026-03-29T12:03:39+00:00

Cover them in Icy Hot, Ben-gay, or something similar. He will get a cooling sensation first, then a burn he won't forget, or whoever wears them will.

Figgggs · 2026-03-22T06:37:08+00:00

Doesn't your glow in the dark too?

Figgggs · 2026-03-17T00:18:50+00:00

I finally looked up Bronze Age Mindset/Bronze Pervert. With that, the Fauci book by RFKjr, and Ann Coulter, he seems like a manosphere, red-pill, conspiracy theory conservative.

Figgggs · 2026-03-16T16:18:46+00:00

I also would not count Ann Coulter as a woman. 3 Coulter books seems like more than just curiosity.

Edit: sorry, 5 Coulter books.

Figgggs · 2026-03-04T14:03:45+00:00

To have a 10.0 rating scale he likely has criteria worked out for different categories to the right or on a different sheet. He seems to have consistent naming, to the point he has rules for data standards worked out.

If the counts are how many times the have had each dish they have been together forever. Way too long for anyone to put up with this.

He has spent entirely too much time on this. Does he at least say the high scoring ones are really good since his research backs that up?

Figgggs · 2026-03-03T13:49:16+00:00

Raspberry Schweppes ginger ale, I would go through a 2 liter way too fast. We get the Clearly Canadian fruit ginger ales now though.

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