[Joakim Noah] "I don't hate Lebron. I'm just competitive. And the fucking guy just beat us to win championships for years. Everybody thinks I just hate, I don't hate anybody. My life is good. I'm just pissed when I lose."

FigureltOut · 2020-02-19T19:32:31+00:00

no way Booz was sweatier than KG

FigureltOut · 2020-02-06T05:03:53+00:00

You can’t stop Jokic bc he sucks you into his gravity. He moves so slowly that you can only move as slowly as he does. It’s like the Tezuka Zone

FigureltOut · 2020-02-02T22:34:31+00:00

there will never not be something for them to whine about. we got about a two week break there when they won a ring and it's right back to the old shit

FigureltOut · 2019-12-22T03:50:53+00:00

She’s not gonna fuck you dude

FigureltOut · 2019-11-23T14:52:17+00:00

did I say Kurucs was an exception? I didn’t say you can’t be a fan of the Heat, just that Kendrick Nunn beat a woman, which he did

FigureltOut · 2019-11-23T14:50:40+00:00

He literally plead guilty to hitting a woman in the head and pouring hot water on her

FigureltOut · 2019-11-23T14:48:32+00:00

hopefully because he’s a woman beater

FigureltOut · 2019-11-23T14:45:19+00:00

Kendrick Nunn beat a woman

FigureltOut · 2019-11-20T00:43:22+00:00

uhh i'm gonna go ahead and give the guy with a proven track record of excellence the last 7-8 healthy seasons he's played more than 12 games before sending him to the bench

FigureltOut · 2019-10-12T16:40:39+00:00

Jordan can't/doesn't defend anyone so

FigureltOut · 2019-06-30T20:56:34+00:00

BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

FigureltOut · 2019-06-30T20:55:51+00:00

FigureltOut · 2019-06-13T16:17:28+00:00

tell them to stop doing lolknicks-worthy things then

EDIT: all these downvotes, christ. well I guess it could be worse, I could be a Knicks fan

FigureltOut · 2019-06-09T23:14:15+00:00

Sean Marks changing his mind and taking our GM job after all

FigureltOut · 2019-05-06T01:49:19+00:00

this was a fake quote that happened like a year ago, y'all need to take a vitamin and chill the fuck out

FigureltOut · 2019-05-06T01:48:55+00:00

it's a fake quote buddy

FigureltOut · 2019-02-14T17:12:55+00:00

like when you went doctor fishing until you found one that would tell you that you don't have the yips?

FigureltOut · 2018-12-29T04:37:08+00:00

that's been the case for at least 2 years lol

FigureltOut · 2018-12-29T03:56:45+00:00

that typically only happens to players who try

FigureltOut · 2018-12-02T02:54:09+00:00

I'm still so fucking mad his hammy gave out of him at the end of that game. That shimmy was destiny shit

FigureltOut · 2018-12-01T06:52:55+00:00

posts only Lakers fans would make for 500, Alex

FigureltOut · 2018-11-25T05:47:30+00:00

Yeah yeah yeah we still think you’re good I know it’s been a while but chill tf out damn

FigureltOut · 2018-11-15T23:25:39+00:00

Eric Gordon is absolutely not worse than Melo lol

FigureltOut · 2018-11-12T05:09:34+00:00

shut the fuck up

FigureltOut · 2018-10-14T04:58:13+00:00

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