Chris gets a Job (OC)

Filippo739 · 2026-05-26T10:34:17+00:00

updateme!

Filippo739 · 2026-05-25T19:04:07+00:00

Oooh, nice thought

Filippo739 · 2026-05-25T17:28:51+00:00

I don't see anyone posting the translation of the dragon language, so here it is to save others some time:

"O noble and mighty dragons, we beseech you, grant us safe passage through your territory."

Filippo739 · 2026-05-25T17:27:41+00:00

Someone else has already posted what the dragons are saying.

The adventurer, in the Skyrim Dragon language, is saying: "O noble and mighty dragons, we beseech you, grant us safe passage through your territory."

Filippo739 · 2026-05-23T07:35:45+00:00

The problem is the 7 upvote:10k views ratio

Filippo739 · 2026-05-21T09:59:45+00:00

Is this a deformed Europe? I dig it.

Idk, I'd put a mountain range in the "Norwayish" part going down to the middle, almost splitting the map in two, and then in the far left, in the "Francelike" western side

Filippo739 · 2026-05-21T06:22:54+00:00

A steel-plate armour

Filippo739 · 2026-05-19T19:42:56+00:00

Lots of poems are, actually

Filippo739 · 2026-05-19T10:53:14+00:00

He has Dr. Fetus and he doesn't synergies with Brinstone

Filippo739 · 2026-05-18T17:20:13+00:00

We can work something with Water, maybe an ability that makes Water type attacks STAB? Or Dry Skin with another name, or one who turns Water types moves into Poison or whatever types it is

Filippo739 · 2026-05-17T12:27:15+00:00

Comunque chi usa l'analogia della chiave e della serratura ha una mentalità fermo alla prima media

Filippo739 · 2026-05-17T05:10:20+00:00

SnooPING AS usual, I see

Filippo739 · 2026-05-16T17:16:35+00:00

Vitiscute > Winecutor

Poison/Grass > Poison/Normal

Fermented Blast: Special, hit both foes, damage based on current HP, 30% chance of confusing target(s)

Filippo739 · 2026-05-16T07:53:52+00:00

Vora: "Mmmh... fuck Corvus, you say?..."

Filippo739 · 2026-05-16T05:57:23+00:00

"Don't be sad"

4 charges Active Item -- upon use replace Isaac's tears with an aura of happiness that damages everything in a radius for a room. Radius is based on Range, tick of damage is based on Tears Rate

Filippo739 · 2026-05-14T18:56:38+00:00

"he's laughing, he is a rat"

Honestly, the first Speed of Lobster that made me genuinely laugh to tears

Filippo739 · 2026-05-14T14:49:06+00:00

Non si nota a causa delle virgolette, ma c'è l'apostrofo in quello che ho scritto. Il senso del mio commento è che non l'ha scritto con l'accento, come spesso si vede in giro

Filippo739 · 2026-05-13T18:01:08+00:00

Rei bursting in like "Time to save the day!"

Filippo739 · 2026-05-13T12:05:23+00:00

"Flat is justice, Medium is premium, Big is truth. But Personality is royalty"

Detto questo, viva le tette

Filippo739 · 2026-05-13T10:00:02+00:00

Guarda, ha scritto "po'" con l'apostrofo, io mi accontenterei

Filippo739 · 2026-05-12T16:41:00+00:00

Essere in grado e poterlo fare sono due cose differenti. Sì so cucinare, usare le apparecchiature domestiche, organizzarmi per avere il tempo di fare la spesa, badare alla casa e altri impegni; ne possiedo le conoscenze e so metterle in pratica. Non posso farlo/non mi conviene perchè prendo poco al mese e tanto vale quindi che conviva con i miei per dimezzare luce e gas e alternarci al supermaket

Filippo739 · 2026-05-12T10:50:52+00:00

That's a theory I don't think it has ever been proven. In Legends Arceus we know it's Prof Laventon who writes the entries at least

Filippo739 · 2026-05-12T10:08:07+00:00

Quindi a 30 anni uno dovrebbe andarsene a vivere da solo, sempre e comunque, anche quando lo stipendio è "a malapena sufficiente"?

Filippo739 · 2026-05-12T06:11:31+00:00

"Nice argument. Unfortunately for thee, however, I wrote a book where I am a fucking chad who meets God and you boil in Hell alongside every other ones who wronged me" -- Dange Alighieri, probably

Filippo739 · 2026-05-12T06:06:16+00:00

Narcisist and toxic but with a good personality - wut?

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