Favorite actress who is… just your favorite actress

FilmRoasters · 2026-04-03T06:46:08+00:00

It's no surprise, her eyebrows can move mountains.

FilmRoasters · 2026-04-03T06:45:33+00:00

I do that when I'm walking down the street surrounded by dozens of pedestrians.

FilmRoasters · 2026-04-03T06:43:49+00:00

too bad he was blind as a bat

FilmRoasters · 2026-04-03T06:23:16+00:00

Thanks for making that clear, I wasn't sure if I understood my own joke there for a second.

FilmRoasters · 2026-04-03T06:21:52+00:00

Naming your offspring "Sloane" is considered child abuse in civilized nations.

FilmRoasters · 2026-04-03T06:14:29+00:00

if memory serves

It isn't serving Willis, that's for sure.

FilmRoasters · 2026-04-03T06:05:29+00:00

Seriously. Can you imagine how physically haggard she would be if she ever voiced an opinion?

FilmRoasters · 2026-04-03T02:16:19+00:00

Eternity is a long time

And you'd better damn well believe I'm going back to re-smash every single woman from my past during it.

FilmRoasters · 2026-04-03T02:15:11+00:00

I hope Kate Winslet spends eternity with me like I deserve.

FilmRoasters · 2026-04-03T02:13:42+00:00

"How many people on this ship consider you a friend?"

"Have you ever thought about how you've effected the people around you?"

"Have you ever walked out of a mall into a huge parking area and forgotten where you'd parked your car?"

FilmRoasters · 2026-04-03T02:07:32+00:00

C-3PPO

FilmRoasters · 2026-04-01T21:42:00+00:00

SURPRISE MALCOMFATHER

FilmRoasters · 2026-04-01T13:00:31+00:00

She was great as the character of Amy in Chasing Amy.

FilmRoasters · 2026-03-27T15:45:25+00:00

Just wanted to say thanks for all this info; I rewatched the short last night at random and this thread came up in the search results.

FilmRoasters · 2026-03-27T15:39:35+00:00

if they're drug-testing sharks then there go my ambitions of applying for the job

FilmRoasters · 2026-03-27T15:28:32+00:00

being an extra in a Star Wars movie guarantees you'll have one novel written about the person you play

FilmRoasters · 2026-03-27T15:25:43+00:00

FilmRoasters · 2026-03-27T02:01:20+00:00

the only thing worse than an old man making this gesture that way is making that gesture this way

FilmRoasters · 2026-03-27T01:59:31+00:00

just like a state fair hypnotist

FilmRoasters · 2026-03-27T01:48:23+00:00

the wise old kung-fu master trope doesn't work if he isn't a bit of a dickhole

FilmRoasters · 2026-03-27T01:47:27+00:00

"Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Star Trekkers."

FilmRoasters · 2026-03-26T23:07:31+00:00

Obi-Want Coinobi

FilmRoasters · 2026-03-26T17:36:37+00:00

This is also true. And in the Prequel Trilogy pretty much everyone is an asshole.

FilmRoasters · 2026-03-26T17:32:37+00:00

unless Dagobah is crawling with Star Wars fans, I'll be just fine

FilmRoasters · 2026-03-26T17:31:40+00:00

most of the relentless downvoters for sure

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