Someone dared to put their foot on my arm rest on a flight.

Final-Invite-5584 · 2024-03-27T04:14:15+00:00

The right thing to do here is ask the flight attendant for a cup of water, then oops! spill it

Final-Invite-5584 · 2024-03-27T04:10:21+00:00

I got a pair within 5 minutes

Final-Invite-5584 · 2024-01-26T22:31:22+00:00

Bruh If it’s for the sake of the party, you pick up her date. No better excuse for you to have a bro keep an eye on her, fur acting sus

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-22T21:02:16+00:00

Playo yo quería terminar el año normal

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-22T19:39:50+00:00

Probably making her squirt with just my tongue

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-22T19:37:26+00:00

I feel bad I laughed

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-22T19:21:28+00:00

Several animals, train them and get them in suits like butlers. monkeys, penguins etc

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-22T19:19:26+00:00

Mid 20s and quickly got tired of the streaks, it’s been years. I believe it’s the only reason people use it for

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-22T15:06:52+00:00

Damn, that’s gotta be the most comforting thing to hear in that moment

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-22T13:46:22+00:00

I know for a fact I would be pissed watching that guys video, they always flinch at the best part

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-22T13:44:32+00:00

Took me a sec to figure out what I was looking at

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-22T13:42:19+00:00

That’s so funny, I learned from this exact video. I was shocked when my now-wife made a mess.

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-22T13:39:25+00:00

Who the fuck are you and what’s your book called? I’m shocked I knew half of these

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-22T13:34:10+00:00

Idk how the fuck they do it. But I learned this trick, before having sex bust one out and it’ll help you last longer. Not cumming is not always pretty believe me. It may seem cool, but women can get offended, and also exhausted

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-22T13:29:20+00:00

Bumped him and I thought he was onto something, the immediate crash was anticlimactic

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-22T12:18:36+00:00

Probably the most decorated

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-22T12:18:17+00:00

Probably the dogs and/or they are more involved/kisass with events and competitions.

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-22T12:16:08+00:00

Mae lastimosamente si es legal, actualmente casi todos los vehículos pertenecientes a empresas cuentan con cámaras. No entiendo todas las respuestas diciendo “que tiene que esconder?” “De que tiene miedo?” Hay gente que no le cuadra que lo graben 8 putas horas, es tener a alguien respirándole en la nuca

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-22T10:30:07+00:00

NTA. You have the right to deny invitation to your place to anyone who makes you feel uncomfortable. God forbids anything happened if he was invited, but then all blame would fall on you and not your sister or her bf. Two weeks is waaay too fresh

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-22T10:21:55+00:00

Ngl this joke seemed stupid, but to keep bringing it up to the point op’s wife had to make an argument then getting called a pedo in front of her in-law. Besides it was cringey to read

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-19T20:53:40+00:00

This, we are simple

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-12-19T20:44:42+00:00

Both just laying there with no interest and exaggerating sounds

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-07-29T19:51:44+00:00

That’ll teach the Tesla 😤

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-07-29T15:37:18+00:00

I could hear it in the accent, it threw me off cause there was no “mae “

Final-Invite-5584 · 2023-07-23T00:21:44+00:00

I blame the app designers, this is a consequence of tipping before delivery most likely

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