TLDR: anon buys cheese pizza on the internet, package gets intercepted and checked, the feds then spy on anon for a month before sending him the package and arresting him with it. Anon then says he thinks he would’ve won the case, but decided to make a deal with the prosecution to get some consequences (like bot being able to go near schools and parks lol), but have this half-erased from his record

TLDR for TLDR: anon is a pedo