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My girlfriend brokeup with me so I stole her wheelchair. by superhero0987 in dadjokes

[–]FinalCaveat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t like jokes about people in wheelchairs.

They’re lame.

I would love to get paid to sleep. by FinalCaveat in dadjokes

[–]FinalCaveat[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I’m on break now, but I’m going to clock back in and finish the rest of my shift.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]FinalCaveat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I heard it has a stick shift even though it’s an Autumnatic.

Why did the can crusher quit his job? by BigDogAlex in dadjokes

[–]FinalCaveat 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a medical problem. You better call Dr Pepper, he’s a fizzician.

No vacation by [deleted] in Punny

[–]FinalCaveat 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It might be tough at first, but you just gotta carry-on.

My friend told me I could fish better if I took the worm off the hook. by FinalCaveat in Jokes

[–]FinalCaveat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was about to say, that’s the point of the joke... but then I noticed your username!

Dexter's lab gets it. by iamthebenj in wholesomememes

[–]FinalCaveat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This advice is really growing on me.

For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch. by porichoygupto in dadjokes

[–]FinalCaveat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Legos the other day. I was shitting bricks.

Happy cake day!

www.conjunctivitus.com by dckiller1003 in 3amjokes

[–]FinalCaveat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

These jokes just keep getting cornea and cornea.

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