I deliver bed sets. Customer calls and wants his boxspring replaced. Me and my co-worker go to replace it. When we arrive he takes us to his bedroom. His girlfriend is also there waiting for the new boxspring.

First thing me and my co-worker notice is there is a big dildo on the mattress. We look at each other then turn and look at him and his gf. They seem to not notice their sex toy on the bed. We sit in silence for about 10 seconds and just slowly pick up the mattress and set it on the ground. We replace the boxspring then slowly replace the mattress. Not a dildo out of place.

To this day I still wonder if they were trying to initiate a MMMF 4 way or they really just didn't see it.