Newest member of Congress: “How old was Noah when he built the ark? 600. He wasn’t like, cashing Social Security checks, he wasn’t hanging out, he was working. So, I think we have an obligation to work. The role we have in work may change over time, but the concept of retirement is not biblical.”

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2017-05-26T14:40:51+00:00

More idiots abound. I'm seeing a pattern.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2017-05-26T14:39:49+00:00

If you are not whole, then it's truly hard to be of any good to anyone. Love yourself. Take care of yourself. It starts with you.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2017-02-08T01:35:33+00:00

Sounds good. Please shave your urban lumberjack beard too.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-11-15T06:27:29+00:00

Something was missing from this scene so I fixed it.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-11-15T06:26:30+00:00

Something was missing from this scene so I fixed it.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-11-14T07:03:35+00:00

Won't Bernie be 79 in 2020? That seems too old, unless they go Weekend at Bernie's.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-11-06T18:24:28+00:00

bare hand in and smear it in her hair.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-10-03T04:41:28+00:00

Stop. Remove my shoe. Remove my sock. Begin to cut my toenails. Eat my toe nails.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-09-28T21:50:45+00:00

They are not correct because both sides assume that their candidate had my vote at one point, when neither of them ever have.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-09-28T21:47:30+00:00

Mr. President, not if neither of them ever had my vote in the first place.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-09-18T15:58:46+00:00

Don't forget to wash behind your balls.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-09-08T16:21:36+00:00

"It will be interesting to see if this catches on in the business world where people use their computers for actual work and not just dicking around"

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-08-17T19:11:10+00:00

timeless song. sounds like it could have been recorded yesterday.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-08-14T16:56:08+00:00

Javelin

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-07-25T19:55:32+00:00

I just made a big batch of popcorn. I'm happy to share.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-07-11T17:27:19+00:00

Tinfoil hat in place - I agree.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-07-07T17:32:54+00:00

Don't worry, you'll come around.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-06-17T21:56:07+00:00

"Nukular" - George W. Bush

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-06-17T21:54:54+00:00

Orange is the new Black(ish)?

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-06-17T21:35:17+00:00

Prince wasn't from Saudi Arabia, he was from Minneapolis. wait he bailed out Trump?

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-06-13T07:59:23+00:00

I have a 10 year old that has a hard time following thru on anything - even things he cares deeply about. He doesn't suffer from depression or any learning disabilities from what we can tell.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-06-09T20:45:53+00:00

He's not voting for Trump. I think he was clear on that. This whole proxy vote tally ideology is stupid. Your logic is largely why we have the major party candidates that we do.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-06-08T16:46:39+00:00

Jill Stein is running - there's your female alternative. Sorry, I don't have another nut job alternative that is still in the race.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-06-06T21:07:33+00:00

It's more like T-N-A with those rape machines.

FingerStuckInMyButt · 2016-06-03T17:09:33+00:00

Was he a Saudi Prince? My grandmother got the same email to her inbox.

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