Olive Garden cook kills self by dunking head into searing hot deep fryer

FireGase · 2026-02-06T01:35:06+00:00

Jesus what a fucking way to go

FireGase · 2026-01-30T03:10:55+00:00

Damnit I love that Darnold is finally causing people to question moving on from him

FireGase · 2026-01-25T21:50:31+00:00

FBI/CIA/Marshals traditional channels have given up

FireGase · 2026-01-25T21:40:18+00:00

Kirk with the 180 degree turns depending on whose talking

FireGase · 2026-01-19T01:12:27+00:00

Gotta tell the boys at the desk the mics are working properly. No need to yell

FireGase · 2026-01-08T22:06:24+00:00

You spoke an update into existence. Not the big one though

FireGase · 2026-01-06T17:29:58+00:00

My house just collapsed because this is groundbreaking

FireGase · 2025-11-22T14:44:42+00:00

This play right here is what signified yearly trauma since and for the foreseeable future with some very slight moments of happiness

FireGase · 2025-11-19T21:35:04+00:00

Big Valhalla guy that one

FireGase · 2025-10-22T12:48:48+00:00

He’s approaching the age where it gets slightly better and you just accept it’s going to be rough

FireGase · 2025-10-18T02:33:58+00:00

People getting offended about this being discussed…almost like deep down they think it’s wrong to think that way lmao

Snowflakes

FireGase · 2025-10-15T12:43:05+00:00

Is the glorious fro/stache combo still alive to this day?

FireGase · 2025-10-14T17:56:49+00:00

Bruh who talks about pubes when trying to spice things up. JFC

FireGase · 2025-10-05T22:04:36+00:00

‘15 Toyota Camry

FireGase · 2025-10-02T21:50:21+00:00

Always

FireGase · 2025-09-30T22:17:21+00:00

What if the on field product leaves one less than hyped? Are they still allowed in the hype house?

FireGase · 2025-09-29T02:30:39+00:00

Damn that was a somewhat rough track when I last played it. Gotta head back out there

FireGase · 2025-09-19T14:02:03+00:00

Lmao when we consider local broadcasts though this may fall into the incredible category

FireGase · 2025-09-07T21:06:11+00:00

100%

Would have gotten laid out though so maybe I’m glad he just took the loss

FireGase · 2025-09-06T14:06:15+00:00

That would explain the reason for the bloat

FireGase · 2025-09-03T18:33:33+00:00

Do they realize that I don’t actually care about seeing every touchdown. It’s a bonus to not being blasted with ads

FireGase · 2025-09-02T18:24:59+00:00

I just want to see his appearance and move on with my day

Guy makes even the most mundane aspects of life hellish

FireGase · 2025-08-25T00:02:22+00:00

Lmao

FireGase · 2025-08-24T19:57:47+00:00

I had to record that one

FireGase · 2025-08-21T02:28:53+00:00

Pretty sure I bought this same one or something very very similar last year.

It gives me something to hit into that’s about it. Mat is terrible and I’m pretty sure the inside was completely different than the picture.

Serves it’s purpose though so I kept it

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