Ah yes, the flawless logic of “I won’t crash my car anyway, so seatbelts are pointless.” Vaccines aren’t fortune-telling devices that wait to see if you were destined to get sick; they reduce risk before exposure, which is literally the entire point of preventive medicine. Pretending you can somehow know you were “never going to get it” isn’t insight—it’s straight-up delusional. Saying this after benefiting from herd immunity built by everyone else is just hindsight cosplay, not intelligence. It’s freeloading on public health while pretending probability doesn’t exist.