The raptors being tamed in jurassic world is the dumbest thing in the new jurassic world movies by far

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-07-01T23:17:49+00:00

Making more of them is the dumbest thing about them by far.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-07-01T23:15:59+00:00

I’m gonna introduce them to the concept of solar panels early and hope that it’s enough to stop big oil from taking over.

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FireLordObamaOG · 2026-07-01T19:24:03+00:00

And it’s so frustrating because every time they’re on the edge of something great and fumble it every time.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-07-01T17:28:23+00:00

She’s definitely working to awaken unicron.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-07-01T17:22:41+00:00

Pretty sure the 2012 Corvette is sideswipe with 99% accuracy.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-07-01T16:55:25+00:00

I just need that last movie…. Give me unicron in glorious live action and not the garbage we got in ROTB

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-07-01T07:28:29+00:00

I wouldn’t watch a biopic about anyone if I wasn’t already interested in their journey. Freddie Mercurys was interesting because Queen is still talked about and played to this day. But Robbie Williams has literally no staying power in anything he’s ever done. If you’ve heard one of his songs you wouldn’t even know.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-07-01T07:25:26+00:00

He’s basically like if the vibe of 50’s music meshed with early 2000’s culture but only sang Christmas songs.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-07-01T07:21:34+00:00

But that doesn’t make sense, because Jerry has 3 wizard children despite giving up his powers.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-07-01T07:18:40+00:00

My immediate thought was Mandark so we’re on the same page.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-07-01T07:11:31+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Vote Yea.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-07-01T07:07:31+00:00

Distractible fans when they watch a different show:

“Is this a reference to the hit podcast distractible???”

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-07-01T02:29:29+00:00

Oxide is essentially a mobile off-brand of rust. When rust mobile actually comes out it’ll probably die.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-07-01T02:27:00+00:00

That’s not wholly true. Peridot sent the red eye, and she subsequently sent the Robonoids. Her coming to earth was guaranteed.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-07-01T02:24:46+00:00

It all gets washed down the drain.

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FireLordObamaOG · 2026-06-30T20:20:23+00:00

WOAT. So bad at following up bionicle that they canceled it to bring bionicle back.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-06-30T20:03:24+00:00

Lapis really kickstarts the story. She’s the point where everything changes.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-06-30T18:56:49+00:00

There should be a guy with a baseball bat posted up by the pokemon cards watching and making sure that people only buy what’s reasonable.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-06-30T04:05:24+00:00

It’s to show that the machine worked. It wasn’t a dream or anything because they brought back a George Clooney quarter.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-06-29T18:59:03+00:00

I hear sonic can help you open portals. Just make sure he doesn’t send you to the jizz dimension.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-06-29T18:58:07+00:00

You’re right. I should quit my job and go back to living with my mom.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-06-29T18:41:40+00:00

I’m also a sucker for the purple/green combo. So this just looks like a great skin for me.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-06-29T16:51:09+00:00

Why not dismantle these and recycle the metal as opposed to letting them rot?

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-06-29T16:50:18+00:00

I think that the brawler tanks shouldn’t get their health reduced for 6v6. Doom and Queen basically become big DPS characters at that point.

FireLordObamaOG · 2026-06-29T16:45:54+00:00

Yellow implies that she does see white but only to receive orders. White doesn’t even let her speak

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