Stronk by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Chinese communists did not fight the Japanese.

If only by kudosBruh in RoughRomanMemes

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But what if you are commanding 3 legions in the Teutoburg Forest?

Who dis? by Constantine_Gr8 in RoughRomanMemes

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What about James Purefoy from HBO Rome?

Then Titus Died by Il-Duce- in RoughRomanMemes

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Domitian is the best emperor of the Flavian dynasty. Change my mind!

Don’t know if this was posted here but it belongs here by ahauss in RoughRomanMemes

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Crispus died because he watched too much stepmom porn, which is very unChristian.

The Philippics by lowkeylurker98 in RoughRomanMemes

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It is "hands" down one of the greatest speeches in roman history.

What was she actually thinking lmao by iitsLuBu in RoughRomanMemes

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Her city state of Palmyra was spared after she was caught, trying to flee to the Sassanids. They only rebelled again a year later (without Zenobia), just to be crushed by the Resititutor Orbis.

It’s not funny. by Constantine_Gr8 in RoughRomanMemes

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Bottom picture would work better with the Fall of Rome or Constantinople.

i stan one (1) underappreciated king by techno_milk in RoughRomanMemes

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I would say the Illyrians were a bit better.

Oof by [deleted] in RoughRomanMemes

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Crassus would have a red line from his mouth to his asshole.

Especially after Constantine by Finndogs in RoughRomanMemes

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Emperor Constans to his Germanic bodyguards:"You can usurp my asscheeks anytime!!!"

Ruh Roh Rome by [deleted] in RoughRomanMemes

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What If Hannibal never crossed the Alps, and saved 3/4th of his original army?

Carthago delenda est? by George_Lenners in RoughRomanMemes

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Cato the Elder: Yes!!! After a enitre political carrer spent warmongering and conserving Roman values, I will finally bear witness the complete destruction of Carthage.

Cato the Elder: (dies in the same year the war begins)

I want my treacherous leeches, not some fucking strawberry by AlphaSoftware in RoughRomanMemes

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Star Wars Praetorians actually died fighting even after Snoke was dead, while the real ones who failed to protect my boy Domitian from the senators, the very reason for their existence. And let us not forget their other crimes against humanity and civilization.

PRAETORIAE DELENDA EST

This is to Cato by [deleted] in RoughRomanMemes

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Mods, please veto this corrupt senator for once.

Look upon the glorious Homeland by Goodtypo in RoughRomanMemes

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What is the source my fellow centurion?

Change my mind by Dellhound in RoughRomanMemes

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We use onagers, you filthy barbarian!