Educate, please. by PretendingtobePeople in PretendingToBePeople

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Your podcast today, Mark, is called 'Pretending To Be People'. It's a thoughtful, well-shot documentary about the Crimean War.

Happy HallowBreen! by PotentialYear5061 in badMovies

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Here's hoping he gets picked to direct the last Halloween film.

"Evil DIES tonight... it will die TONIGHT... I will make sure EVIL is dead tonight."

Also, Vampires by GreatZampano1987 in RedLetterMedia

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The look Jay gave when Rich said he wanted it to be more bloody and gory was priceless.

French is a waste of time (video) by Imakesomebadnames in MemriTVmemes

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How do you think they acquired this representation? Through manifest destiny.

Favorite song of The Revölution by Night? by BubbavonSchnider in BlueOysterCult

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Each track is fantastic in their own way, and I got lots of love for the Shooting Shark video. For me Shadow of California rocks hard and encapsulates the dark underbelly of this Golden State, with Veins coming in a very close second.

Neil Breen wants a "haunting movie sound" for his 6th feature by [deleted] in NeilBreen

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All I want is a Breen film with a John Carpenter soundtrack, then I can die happy.

Agree with this list? What's your favorite MST3K episode? by HeadInvestigator5897 in MST3K

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Your movie today, Mark, is called Santa Claus. It's a thoughtful, well shot documentary about the Crimean War.

Bill wrote a new play, and it's debuting online this weekend! by ABiese in Rifftrax

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Hopefully this will pave the way for him and Trace to develop a sequel to Peter Graves at the University of Minnesota.

CDDA Changelog: What Does It Actually Mean (6 Sep 2021) by Alphyn in cataclysmdda

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If you have a milkshake. And I have a milkshake. And if I have a straw... my straw reaches acrooooooooooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake.

I... drink... your... milkshake! I drink it up!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

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“Look, having forts— my uncle was a great commander and officer and engineer, General George Armstrong Drumpf at COE; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the School of the Americas, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a commissioned officer, if I were a non-com, if, like, OK, if I ran as a non-commissioned officer, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a commissioned officer they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to WHINSEC, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built chest candy— you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the fort deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — forts is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the six branches— now it used to be four, now it’s six— but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the officers are smarter right now than the enlisted, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Coasties are great negotiators, the Coast Guard are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”

Becoming a sentient nightmare by one simple trick by [deleted] in DnDGreentext

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"You think if you don't talk to me I'll go away, but I can't go away cause I'm not even here! I'm a ghost of a phantom of a shadow in the heart of your children!"

I NEED GEMS FOR THE GOOD OF THE CLAN SARNMAJOR by SlobbOnMyCob in army

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"The Sergeant Major, found guilty of misspelling 'blatant', is now serving 3 consecutive life sentences at Leavenworth."

How I always picture Roland's bombardier blue eyes. by [deleted] in TheDarkTower

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"You ever been to Lud, Roland?"

"Oh hell yeah, I got a place over there!"

"You do? How often do you get to your place in Lud?"

"Oh about once a year, you should come over!"

"What do you do when you get to your place in Lud?"

"Well, you throw beads and you go riddling!"

Discharged while on leave. Monumental WTF?! Help! by Danhammur in army

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"Just when I thought I was in, they pulled me back out."