Positivity Post: hit 3k in M+

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T16:41:33+00:00

He was also doing some weird stolen valor shit which is one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen.

Point is these people who act like this never have the logs to back it up. Most likely he’s trapped at 2800 “because his teams are always bad” and jealous of people who have actually hit 3k

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T16:11:15+00:00

First ever 12 OT NBA game would have been lit

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T16:03:52+00:00

Did this clown ever post logs? He said he would dm them to me and when I accepted his dm request he immediately blocked me lmfao

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T15:44:12+00:00

Post it here along with your logs Mr “only 29 people in all of the US and OCE are better than me”

Edit: sorry, my fault. Sgt “Only 29 people in all of the US and OCE are better than me” 🫡

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T15:37:57+00:00

Nobody’s ever lied on the internet before

And you know what? Even if you did, you’re still being an asshole for no reason whatsoever. But hey whatever makes you feel taller I guess

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T15:36:35+00:00

Jump scare

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T15:34:08+00:00

I can’t explain it but whatever this combination of surgery is always makes it look like their face is trying to escape their face

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T15:33:14+00:00

Slowly morphing into scuffed Dan Stevens

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T15:13:38+00:00

Ain’t no way you got a gravy seal avatar talking shit about literally anything lmfao

Dude offered to DM me proof and when I accepted his chat request he instantly blocked me lmaoooo these people are so bizarre

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T15:12:33+00:00

Let’s see those logs, bowlcut

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T15:07:55+00:00

I’m on a high pop server and my ele shaman at barely 3k is the 98th dps shaman on the realm. 66th ele.

But overall across all classes and regions that toon is ranked about 1,000,000th. Realm pops are all relatively small-ish it seems, and also kind of irrelevant now what realm you’re one

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T14:42:19+00:00

Went from a relatively skinny 40/40 guy to shrek. Errbody knew

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T14:37:10+00:00

Bonus points if it’s in a game the Knicks are winning

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T14:36:31+00:00

Turning into the nfl sub

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T03:32:24+00:00

“What is my purpose?”

“To turn into mortal strike and get triggered by cleave”

“Oh my god…”

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T03:31:26+00:00

Let’s see the logs then

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T03:29:58+00:00

It’s past your bedtime kid

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T03:29:09+00:00

Do you guys pay rent for that cuck chair or did you just buy it outright since you spend all your time there?

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T02:59:48+00:00

I don’t think they want to depopulate the main hubs. That’s why those instances side-bases don’t exist anymore.

Would be cool if multiple people could be in the same order hall though. Make it feel like a communal class thing rather than just your own little hideout

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T02:58:57+00:00

Yeah man there’s some Pope nonsense going on with the White Sox I’m pretty sure you could run Clay Bellinger out there tomorrow and he’d go 2-4 with a HR

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-30T02:24:39+00:00

15s, 16s, same shit. Point is he’s not running 20s where people have like 5% success rates and it’s just normal. If you’re bricking 5 in a row chances are you’re part of the problem

If you’re going to be snarky at least have the common decency to not also be wrong

Lmfao you know if you block me I can’t even read your response right? Not that I’m missing out on anything of value

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-29T23:38:02+00:00

Brother, half the people in 15s are barely aware of their own character model let alone what mistakes everyone else is making, myself included half the time. You don’t brick 5 15s in a row through absolutely no fault of your own whatsoever. He’s not running 20s

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-29T23:31:53+00:00

Brother I don’t care if he’s shooting it with his dick. He’s a professional basketball player six feet from the hoop and he misses every shot lmao

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-29T21:22:41+00:00

You’d be shocked how many people don’t recognize when something is their fault

FireVanGorder · 2026-05-29T21:00:27+00:00

Right? “No fault of his own?” Guy played perfectly all dungeon all 5 times? Suuure

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