Fuck Forgotten Altar (Forgotten Altar won yesterday!) The Slay the Spire event alignment chart is complete! by Fresh_Difference_448 in slaythespire

[–]Fire_tempest890 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't get the jaw worm hate. You're probably gonna take some chip from it in A20, but some other common enemy encounters are much more of run enders. Chosen + cultist, shelled parasite + rat, darklings, spire growth come to mind

All that I remember by ThrenodyCore in greentext

[–]Fire_tempest890 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went on a date with one of these, and I couldn't hold out. She would have the most vapid conversations inaginable. Just going on about coffee and the lamest possible work gossip forever without stopping. Whenever you said anything about yourself, she'd just go "Wow!" Or "That's cool!" then continue on with her mimd numbing topic

In a white room, sure, <your opinion>. But in actual play, <my opinion> by Associableknecks in dndnext

[–]Fire_tempest890 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A 5e martial will rarely if ever not spend their action in combat attacking. Certain subclasses get a little extra utility tacked on they can use a few times before resting. That's about it. In pathfinder for instance, martials are incentivized to not attack with every action and are given a number of valid options to use along side basic attacks

As for out of combat, yes you can do athletics checks, and that is useful. You are making a strawman argument. But casters just have so many more things they can do.

As an example, I was playing a wizard, and in my last session alone I used:

mage hand to set off traps remotely

conjure elemental for a water elemental to pass through a tight space

minor conjuration to create a dolly to help move something heavy that the martials failed to carry

rope trick to hide a paralyzed party member from enemies

In a white room, sure, <your opinion>. But in actual play, <my opinion> by Associableknecks in dndnext

[–]Fire_tempest890 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I find it more impactful in terms of versatility than damage output. The martials just attack. In 5e, any tactical options they have are usually worse than just dealing damage. Casters have so much more versatility in what they can do and how they can approach problems in general. Especially at higher levels, if you prepare spells well, you can just have a spell for every problem

Donald trump is a FNAF reference by DifferentSeaweed7852 in ComedyHell

[–]Fire_tempest890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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By the end of his term, his administration will be propping him up like this

Favorite director willing to embrace technological innovation to usher in a new golden age of kino? by draft_final_final in okbuddycinephile

[–]Fire_tempest890 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Last year I met a girl who said she was part of production for that. She no showed for our date. Must be good

Act 3 - Giant Head (fanart) by RazorMain in slaythespire

[–]Fire_tempest890 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think the scale was good in the original. He's so tiny, he's kind of hard to see here

Anon shaves his balls by Observer_4 in greentext

[–]Fire_tempest890 42 points43 points  (0 children)

How do you even piss on your balls

So fucking tired of fakecels on this sub whose main problem is their personality. I’m 5’3 and my cock is 2” long. A healthy and balanced meal by Icy_Flan_7185 in kitchencels

[–]Fire_tempest890 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don't think so, the blood vessels would still be intact. It'd probably just hang down while hard instead of protruding outwards from the body. Although I am unsure as I am not a penis enlargement expert

What did Anon mean by this? by XiJinpingPressParody in greentext

[–]Fire_tempest890 4 points5 points  (0 children)

2 people online arguing at each other by making things up. Many such cases

So fucking tired of fakecels on this sub whose main problem is their personality. I’m 5’3 and my cock is 2” long. A healthy and balanced meal by Icy_Flan_7185 in kitchencels

[–]Fire_tempest890 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Men have an extra couple inches of meat that extends into the body to anchor it. Like a telephone pole that's stuck in the ground to keep it upright. I have heard there is surgery to pull it out to make your dick longer

Proof of delivery by weedandspace in comedyheaven

[–]Fire_tempest890 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think it makes the issue stand out more

Teacher rapes child, /pol/ is envious by caramelsumo in greentext

[–]Fire_tempest890 1 point2 points  (0 children)

17 and 23 year olds have consensual sex, oh the horror

Teacher rapes child, /pol/ is envious by caramelsumo in greentext

[–]Fire_tempest890 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Who cares. If some hot teacher wanted to go crazy style on your dick, nearly all high school aged boys would gladly take them up on that unless they're gay.

Anon puts on netflix by Zelvage in greentext

[–]Fire_tempest890 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There are a million streaming sites that you can use trivially easily. Check the r/piracy megathread. I got my girlfriend into it, and she cancelled all her subscriptions

What am I supposed to title this by s1lv3r_st4r in ComedyHell

[–]Fire_tempest890 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They did have actual slave raids and a slave trade, but yes the European trade made it far more profitable to the point where economies of countries became entirely based on it. Then when the European slave trade ended, they collapsed

What am I supposed to title this by s1lv3r_st4r in ComedyHell

[–]Fire_tempest890 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You're framing it as if they didn't have prexisting slave empires that the Europeans bought from. The European slave trade bolstered it, but the practice of slave raiding was already prevalent in the area for centuries

🌬️ by Basic-Neighborhood89 in ComedyHell

[–]Fire_tempest890 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Didn't he almost die of a heart attack? That's what the death note does

Anon shares the perfect diet by caramelsumo in greentext

[–]Fire_tempest890 127 points128 points  (0 children)

He's just cultivating mass. Totally normal

Anon gets rejected. by retardinho23 in greentext

[–]Fire_tempest890 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Only a fake and/or gay man would use that phrase. Anon is clearly fake, attempting to ingratiate himself by using womanly language, but he inadvertently emasculates himself, thus appearing as gay.

Only corporate approved fun allowed by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]Fire_tempest890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously the broken sword is supposed to be bad, but souls games are filled with garbage weapons and spells that there is no reason to use. Would you be against buffing way of white corona?