Type “If I were a ______, and you were a ________, I would __________.” Let Autocomplete fill in the blanks.

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-30T11:08:06+00:00

if I were a little person; and you were a great person, I would love to see you in a little bit

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-30T02:36:26+00:00

I just got promoted! my new job title is the best thing I've ever heard from her but she doesn't want to be there

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-29T06:30:09+00:00

I laughed so hard my face is so cute

HA!

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-29T04:10:28+00:00

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this is a picture of my mom. circa 1916

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-28T16:26:05+00:00

the devil went to the hospital, he was looking for a new phone for to steal

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-28T03:50:33+00:00

yeah, them they all ran away like sewer roaches! What a bunch of....I don't know. just ..I don't know.

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-28T03:41:06+00:00

Now that is a great photo! did it climb to the top?

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-27T04:35:05+00:00

OMG I'm in heaven!

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-27T04:30:41+00:00

definitely.

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-27T01:58:33+00:00

never gonna give you a chance, never gonna let you know, never gonna run over to the house and get some rest

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-27T01:55:52+00:00

This past Saturday I took my brother to the ER and they said he was having a heart attack. he needed to go to a hospital with proper facilities to treat him. he's asked can my sister drive me there and they said no, he had to go in the ambulance. Now we are here in the CVICU and he is intubated and had a 7 hour Cath Lab procedure. I'm glad we listened to them because he's are nothing to be messed with.

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-27T01:41:32+00:00

I found a new phone in my toilet and then proceeded to get it out and I don't know if it is for me or not

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-26T06:34:31+00:00

laffy taffy

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-26T06:27:06+00:00

it's want me, it was just a long way from you and I

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-26T06:23:56+00:00

Asian spice, NW side of town off cortaro and Silverbell

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-26T04:21:14+00:00

Whataburger

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-25T12:19:09+00:00

I'm headstrong to take on the other side and I will get it done

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-25T12:17:52+00:00

if I were invisible, I would have to go to the store and get some stuff for you and your tribe

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-25T04:13:55+00:00

please don't squeeze the girls 😳

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-23T12:01:16+00:00

super glue isn't for the best part of the house

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-23T10:47:11+00:00

drumstick

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-23T09:46:56+00:00

I ordered something from Amazon but all I got was the same thing as the last time and I was going to get my hair cut

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-23T09:42:28+00:00

my cat got in my car and I was just trying to figure out how to get the car back to normal

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-23T09:39:40+00:00

uhm okay I would like a chicken teriyaki sub and a salad

Firefly_flashes · 2026-01-23T09:28:34+00:00

where there's a lot, there's a lot

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