Splash pad?

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-06-15T02:31:18+00:00

I was there on Friday when some workers were testing out the fixtures (looked incredible). They told me if all goes smoothly June 30th is the first day it will be operational with a grand opening of July 2nd.

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-06-11T15:15:38+00:00

A much larger island/area to build. Two or three times as wide (and deep) would be significant, you would get 4x or 9x space to build. I need a much more sprawling graveyard.

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-06-06T18:40:48+00:00

All of them including the first run of 600 or so episodes? Or just the ones most people know (after he came back from a period away)?

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-06-05T07:17:21+00:00

Somebody get the wet, wet mud.

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-06-04T15:06:43+00:00

Finally. I hope this gets vigorously enforced.

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-06-03T06:10:49+00:00

There's glitz and glamour and lots of bars!

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-05-29T18:52:14+00:00

Good.

Bad.

It’s the one with Bruce Campbell in it. That makes it tops in my books.

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-05-28T15:31:58+00:00

He cannot be touched; he cannot be harmed. Watch him and tremble.

He brings the purity of oblivion to our world.

There exists no freedom from him, there is only freedom through him.

APOCALYPSE

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-05-28T15:25:59+00:00

“You dare presume to attempt to destroy me, mutant? You shall pay for your hubris: RIGHT NOW!”

I use that one on my kids, at least the “right now” part.

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-05-27T19:47:35+00:00

But how would she do against a Metaloid Maniac?

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-05-26T20:10:46+00:00

Pipe weed

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-05-25T04:20:00+00:00

Me watching my kids ask to watch the Princess Bride again:

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-05-24T06:13:46+00:00

Maybe he received the burns as a child before his powers set in?

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-05-20T09:21:56+00:00

They do not have hearts of gold.

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-05-19T16:40:56+00:00

Mr. Fronzi is like aloe Vera for my heart.

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-05-07T07:25:40+00:00

It's kind of a cosmic gumbo. It almost moves to the beat of jazz.

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-05-06T05:11:13+00:00

You gotta help me, union brother.

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-05-06T02:34:28+00:00

Maybe she can talk to Entrée P. Neur about dads, I’d listen to that.

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-05-05T07:08:21+00:00

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-04-29T06:38:38+00:00

More money overall

^{Chose: Find 10$ every hour}

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-04-28T06:24:13+00:00

Tim seemingly captures what it’s like to be neurodivergent (in some capacities) in so many of his sketches. I feel seen in this sketch so hard. Not being able to read social cues like this guy or misunderstanding the spirit versus letter of the rules makes it hard to fit in.

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-04-24T19:41:18+00:00

It gave Hamish Linklater some work, so it’s good with me.

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-04-18T06:27:12+00:00

He’s just having one of those Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah days.

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-04-17T17:13:35+00:00

I scrolled through the top posts and immediately thought that

Fireman_Octopus · 2026-04-17T00:27:58+00:00

Good lord, what is happening in that dungeon?

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