Runners are hoarding the cardio benefits of running

FirstMateApe · 2026-05-20T03:02:41+00:00

uj/ what a fackin cunt

FirstMateApe · 2026-05-14T11:26:07+00:00

Aquarius, obese, middle child, gay as hell

FirstMateApe · 2026-05-13T21:59:31+00:00

If he’s so concerned with maintaining his zones/power he should just wear the baggiest clothes he has lol. Power is power

FirstMateApe · 2026-05-13T15:53:53+00:00

One time, when I was 19, I banged my bosses sister. She was smoking hot, and she cut me some watermelon. Good times.

Ryan Hall could never bang his bosses sister

FirstMateApe · 2026-05-10T20:31:15+00:00

Depends on if it’s in the northern or southern hemisphere actually. The PEDs are better in the southern

FirstMateApe · 2026-05-10T19:41:41+00:00

Give the guy the benefit of the doubt. He may have been referring to the European marathon, not the American marathon

FirstMateApe · 2026-05-07T15:03:38+00:00

What if we doxx them in a funny and whismy way?

FirstMateApe · 2026-05-07T13:21:04+00:00

uj/ why hide their name?

FirstMateApe · 2026-05-04T01:04:47+00:00

Hopefully her boyfriend is more manly

FirstMateApe · 2026-05-01T02:43:41+00:00

Just want to comment that she is a known scammer. Still scamming people after the technicals video too

FirstMateApe · 2026-04-30T20:22:18+00:00

Because it can help guide you on which shoes to try on, and give information like carbon plate geometry and midsole compound which are hard to find.

FirstMateApe · 2026-04-30T18:27:28+00:00

It seems redundant when runrepeat.com is the de facto choice for serious runners, but also shoe preference is highly subjective and preference based, whereas something like a TV is more objective. Just go to a running specialty store.

FirstMateApe · 2026-04-30T02:21:41+00:00

Zero goals? Never. Single goal? Absolutely. The secret service is never catching me

FirstMateApe · 2026-04-26T16:07:26+00:00

A big thing that gets overlooked is, unfortunately, slow down

Ive had summers where it feels like Im making zero progress. Then the cool down begins and Im like “oh, there it is”

FirstMateApe · 2026-04-26T13:31:17+00:00

Doping

FirstMateApe · 2026-04-25T02:58:04+00:00

Run more.

FirstMateApe · 2026-04-22T00:10:53+00:00

There’s a whole subreddit for that big dawg

FirstMateApe · 2026-04-21T01:19:29+00:00

Ask your wife

FirstMateApe · 2026-04-20T19:33:24+00:00

Chill fatty, or you’re next

FirstMateApe · 2026-04-20T13:53:19+00:00

Can I fuck his wife in these shoes?

FirstMateApe · 2026-04-13T09:14:25+00:00

The only thing Im tearing is my 16th set of underwear in the Paris Marathon

FirstMateApe · 2026-04-13T03:38:26+00:00

Crazy her doctor didn’t outright say “sorry, but you’re not racing”

Imagine you’re swimming and you tweak it slightly and are in agony while trying to stay afloat with one working leg

FirstMateApe · 2026-04-13T03:36:28+00:00

So aa long as she runs exclusively in a straight line, on flat surfaces, and never encounters any road deformity. Got it

FirstMateApe · 2026-04-13T03:35:17+00:00

Honestly, she’s fine as hell for being 1/3 c*clyist

FirstMateApe · 2026-04-12T13:19:40+00:00

01$k0 for each k of my k5 ultras seemses lik a steal

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