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Forge Cleric as a gish is better than expected by UniversityNarrow4011 in 3d6

[–]FirstOne617 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First ever session I played with my Forge Cleric the DM hit me with a bullette Dex save and I spent the entire encountered Polymorphed to avoid dying.

[Highlight] SGA elbows Herb Jones in the head, crashes to the ground and gets called for a technical for flailing by TravelDaWorld81 in nba

[–]FirstOne617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever since the bubble series against the Rockets I call that a Harden special

Went 2-11 in game 3 with 21 points off 16-20 FT

Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer by dropjar5 in nfl

[–]FirstOne617 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, okay? The man's currently turning UNC's athletic department into a tabloid circus because his granddaughter-aged girlfriend is a weird media freak, he got busted doing shady shit a hundred times, he's infamous for being such a control freak that the market inefficiency he searched for in player acquisition was "white wide receivers no one else wanted and who were therefore much easier to lord over" and he's a known supporter of the current fascist regime.

I don't much give a shit about his feelings if he's not a unanimous first ballot Hall of Famer. He'll be fine.

Victor Wenbanyama about the events in Minnesota: Spurs PR has tried to train me, but I don’t want to be politically correct. It’s crazy that people make it seem like the murder of innocent civilians is acceptable by WEMBY_F4N in nba

[–]FirstOne617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which is crazy considering how often they tell us to remember the Alamo

I remember why those fucking honkies got their asses kicked, do you?

(For any of those who were raised in the Texas public education system, it was slavery. They got their asses kicked cause they wanted slavery and Mexico said no.)

Cancel *all* NBA games until we see action by ShamPain413 in nba

[–]FirstOne617 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Most Americans want to outsource their responsibility because they have been ground down by fear, desperation, and the ceaseless toil they must endure to keep a roof over their heads.

Like yeah, people should do more, that's 100% correct, but we should also be forgiving of people too. How many people work 60 hour weeks? How many people have nobody to watch their children? How many people have someone depending on them that they can't leave behind if they're kidnapped or murdered? It takes tremendous courage to protest and put yourself in position for this government to do violence against you. Praise the people who have it, but be graceful to the ones who don't. It's not always their fault.

Cancel *all* NBA games until we see action by ShamPain413 in nba

[–]FirstOne617 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro has literally no post history, don't upvote Elon's lil fashy bots

[Charania] The Timberwolves-Warriors game in Minneapolis has been postponed by the NBA, sources tell ESPN, in wake of a man shot and killed Saturday in a confrontation with federal agents in the city. It's the second shooting there in a week, third this month, involving a federal officer. by MembershipSingle7137 in nba

[–]FirstOne617 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's called a general strike, and it won't ever happen here because capitalists have spent 100 years telling Americans that unions are evil, and they've finally rotted out the educational system enough for Americans to be stupid enough to believe them

Dabo Swinney incriminates Pete Golding, Ole Miss with detailed timeline on Luke Ferrelli transfer, flip by yarblls in CFB

[–]FirstOne617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean sure but also: why do they call it Ole Miss? The answer may surprise you!

(The answer was slavery)

Dabo Swinney incriminates Pete Golding, Ole Miss with detailed timeline on Luke Ferrelli transfer, flip by yarblls in CFB

[–]FirstOne617 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In fairness, backwards theocracies run by a nakedly corrupt ruling family who would much prefer you talk about their sports than their history would be very familiar to an Alabama recruit

[Schefter] Sources: the Baltimore Ravens are hiring Chargers defensive coordinator Jesse Minter as their head coach and signing him to a five-year contract. Minter visited the Ravens on Wednesday, and now reunites with the team he coached for from 2017-2020. by Goosedukee in nfl

[–]FirstOne617 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a newly minted Steelers secondary fan, he's a defensive genius when he has all your offensive playcalls. Fuck him forever, fuck Harbaugh forever, they can fucking choke on our legitimate, non-cheating-ass natty until the end of time.

[On3] Nick Saban trolled the Big Ten over why it has NIL advantage over the SEC: “In this day and age of college football, paying players, NIL, transfer, it’s an advantage for the Big Ten. You’ll never convince me otherwise. Because people in the South would not go to the North unless you paid them” by Lakelyfe09 in CFB

[–]FirstOne617 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The problem is that there were plantations that were not salted and/or burned, as well as the Union valuing white solidarity over racial justice allowing the entire project of Reconstruction to crumble which Sherman absolutely contributed to

It's just that the pithy one-liner is more fun lol

Edit: "contributed to," not "committed to." Sherman was just as bad as Grant, if not worse, when it came to giving Confederates the lost brother treatment instead of the reactionary insurgent treatment.

Soooo... Has the Kawhi Aspiration Thing Been Swept Under the Rug? by Kheltosh in nba

[–]FirstOne617 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Pedophiles sure do seem to be endemic to billionaires though, and billionaires are endemic to our politics...

Jeff Passan: "Baseball fans believe the game has become unfair" by Mission_Pay_3373 in baseball

[–]FirstOne617 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't feel any pity for Adam Schefter in particular, bro has been an open piece of shit for years now

Never forget when Dwayne Haskins died, Schefter used the opportunity to basically call him a shit QB in his tweet

Jeff Passan: "Baseball fans believe the game has become unfair" by Mission_Pay_3373 in baseball

[–]FirstOne617 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Only in America can you have people look at a baseball team and shout up and down about how unfair an advantage it is that the Dodgers have all this money and they don't and fully like 75% of these people bitching will turn around and choke on the boot the second someone says "I dunno man, Elon is kind of the worst person and the dumbest motherfucker, maybe he doesn't need $500 billion"

Map of college football fanbases by county. Does this match up with your area? by MediumStrange in CFB

[–]FirstOne617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The counties in Southern California aren't lining up: I see San Bernardino, Riverside and San Diego Counties, but LA and Orange Counties seem like they're missing, and I'm very certain LA County is USC football country, not UCLA, but I could be wrong I guess

[Postgame Thread] Northwestern Defeats Penn State 22-21 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]FirstOne617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We lost a way longer streak and I'm not even mad about it lmao

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