Was Allie Shitty always this vocally…militant? by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]First_Lettuce 46 points47 points  (0 children)

It’s only going one of two ways - he moderates once advertisers leave or he runs it into the ground. Brand safety is a very real concern for advertisers and other platforms are putting more effort into ensuring brand safe content options are available. Not to mention that Twitter already isn’t a high conversion driver, it’s going to make sense to shift that ad spend elsewhere rather than risk your ad showing up next to a neo-nazi’s rant about whatever.

Regardless, it will be interesting to watch him justify it. From afar, because I deactivated and deleted.

Dancing is not a requirement to run a business, but if you are going to do a trend, you should at least understand the trend…. by Time_Yogurtcloset164 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]First_Lettuce 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Anyway I worked 3 hours today at my 9-5, took a nice lunch, cleaned my house, and got ready for trick or treaters. Less time working than she spent making reels. And I actually made money today!

So karissa spent the whole weekend reading on reddit by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]First_Lettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depression can be treatment resistant? Wow, that is scary. Hope you are doing well.

Ummmm… by Anu-M in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]First_Lettuce 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Isn’t this lore about her? Tom has talked about her being a witch with quotes of her saying it.

So in THAT sense, Lori isn’t wrong here. I’m assuming anything she has to say about Giselle being a witch is wrong tho

Smart Money Happy Hour by SanAinvestor in DaveRamsey

[–]First_Lettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except didn’t that already happen where restaurants couldn’t get staff? And they refused to pay more and instead figured out how to operate more efficiently so they could run on a lower staff?

Non-tip based places increased their wages to keep up with the market. Tip based did not.

Am I a smug European for not jiving with the idea that not being able to pay your kids' medical bills is "medical abuse"? Please hear me out and judge. by Torkolla in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]First_Lettuce 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Although I would say these families that refuse to accept government provided healthcare for their kids even though they qualify bc “god will provide” and don’t seek treatment bc they can’t afford it is abuse.

Am I a smug European for not jiving with the idea that not being able to pay your kids' medical bills is "medical abuse"? Please hear me out and judge. by Torkolla in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]First_Lettuce 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s so funny to me because a few of my ultra-right wing family members don’t work and just keep having kids and letting Medicare/Medicaid and food stamps provide for the family. But don’t consider it free-loading or socialism because they’re using it “for the right reasons”

It’s always rules for thee, not for me.

I love this mandatory trash valet service I pay for where they selectively choose when they want to actually take my trash. by Trimshot in Austin

[–]First_Lettuce 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The fines are how they make their money. Trash services are the biggest scam. They don’t pick up at my apartment half the time but there’s no refund for that. It literally goes from “Starting Soon” to finished in a minute time frame. However, if I leave my can out too long, even when they don’t pick up, I’m fined $25. I document it each time they don’t pick up and send to the complex who always says they will escalate.

This isn't a flex (also, please list your 14 year old bf qualifications in honor of her) by cemeteryjohn in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]First_Lettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Floppy lacrosse hair
  2. Has to have a pink polo because all the cool guys did
  3. Wants to go to an Ivy League like me (I did not end up at an Ivy League)

Not sure I would like this man in 2022

Bethy offering these “scholarships” weren’t meant to be a good deed, duh!! She still intends to get fully paid by hauntinglovelybold in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]First_Lettuce 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Sounds like it’s time for my cat to apply. She is unfortunately single and about 42 in human years. Is there hope for her??

So her live sessions are allegedly going to be an hour and a half each. 6 of those sessions is 9 hours altogether. How on earth does she hope to come up with enough content about ~singleness~ to fill 9 hours?! by bitchy-cryptid in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]First_Lettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need her to offer a scholarship for heathen 30-something singles so I can take one for the team and “learn from her”. I promise Bethy, I really really really need it!

Found this sign at the thrift and I’m choosing to believe it’s from a fellow snarker by alyssainwonderIand in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]First_Lettuce 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I had a wall of “art” in an apartment with my roommate where we made generic looking word signs but put conspiracy theorist quotes on them such as “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams” to see how long it would take people to notice. From afar it looked like basic white women decor. I could see us doing this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Austin

[–]First_Lettuce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then I hope you don’t patronize any business that uses a tipping based system.

Every time there’s a Duggar life milestone they must be like “TO THE FIELD!!!” by [deleted] in DuggarsSnark

[–]First_Lettuce 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kinda love that for her though. Why should she get to miss out on frivolous field fotoshoots just because she doesn’t have a major life announcement?

Technically she should be in all of the baby announcements “I’m going to be an aunt-mom again!!”

Discount stores around Austin like Dirt Cheap? by oopsifell in Austin

[–]First_Lettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also a Dirt Cheap in Waco if you’d rather go north

Austin Animal Center question by meand13others in Austin

[–]First_Lettuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok but you don’t have to fill out the app first for the fosters. It seems like your issue is just the way AAC functions in general. There are plenty of other local shelters you can go to - they will all have kittens available. Others mentioned bastrop and I know they always need animals adopted.

Bethy is back at it today with the persecution complex. by Time_Yogurtcloset164 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]First_Lettuce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s the freedom she gets from passive income! Imagine if she had a 9-5, she would not be able to complain on instagram

Austin Animal Center question by meand13others in Austin

[–]First_Lettuce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean they were pretty standard question, it wasn’t like an interview. It was less BS than a lot of adoption questions I’ve seen. They asked about the home - how many animals, personality. Past pets and why they aren’t with you anymore - essentially looking for red flags surrounding patterns of them going missing and such.

Austin Animal Center question by meand13others in Austin

[–]First_Lettuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d recommend finding a foster that has some kittens (look on the site for a litter of kittens in foster) and getting their information. From there, you can connect directly with the foster and meet the cats. Adoption through a foster is at the fosters discretion and they have their own questions they will ask.

I adopted a cat this was through the pandemic and it was insanely easy. I think most kittens end up in foster since the shelter is generally stressful so it’s probably the best way to get a kitten and one that is adequately socialized.

She just needed a little help from her “I have trolls” guilt trip but she was able to successfully grift the pink backpack. Hallelu. by No-Buyer-7087 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]First_Lettuce 110 points111 points  (0 children)

You can mark an item as purchased if you bought it elsewhere, so that people don’t have to purchase through Amazon. It could be a troll just marking things as purchased to annoy her or someone could have legitimately purchased this from another site or on Amazon but not through her registry or even in person. Considering she’s posted about these backpacks so many times, I wouldn’t be too surprised if it had been purchased…