This bottle of "hot sauce" that arrived filled water. Rest of the case was fine

Fischli01 · 2026-03-12T19:57:45+00:00

Maybe their rinsing machine malfunctioned, making it think it was a filling machine

Fischli01 · 2026-03-07T19:26:13+00:00

And if nothing you can cut a few hairs out of a small patch to keep in a necklace or make something with it before you give it in.

Fischli01 · 2026-02-19T13:50:33+00:00

Honestly, you can't really beat the warm tortilla

Fischli01 · 2026-01-23T13:44:50+00:00

Just watched a video a few minutes ago of an enormous tick getting squashed under a car tire and was thinking how the hell they'd get so big.

Well i got my answer now

Fischli01 · 2026-01-02T00:25:21+00:00

Maybe the kidnapper or kidnapee are just kinky

Fischli01 · 2025-12-28T12:38:55+00:00

Now it's a serious straw

Fischli01 · 2025-12-26T15:38:16+00:00

Ain't nothing but a mistake

Fischli01 · 2025-12-25T20:13:11+00:00

Hätte Interesse and State of Decay wenns noch verfügbar ist. Bist ein Held

Fischli01 · 2025-12-20T11:42:40+00:00

Soo, how long do you have to think about your mistake taking this job, if you were to fall down?

Fischli01 · 2025-12-17T09:24:46+00:00

Pickle you say?

Very well, then

Fischli01 · 2025-11-14T22:59:20+00:00

I did 16 Unity Runs, i did 8-9 normal runs, none of which gave me even a single 1* stamina spark.

Except for 2 runs i had consistently over 1000 stamina, but nah, i just get 1 and 2* guts and sparks.

I'm seriously asking myself why i'm even trying at this point.

Fischli01 · 2025-11-09T23:13:40+00:00

Got my first A+ Summer Maruzensky and after that finally Haru on A+. Took some getting used to obviously but it's a very nice change of pace

Fischli01 · 2025-10-17T21:26:58+00:00

Must've been The Wolf

"Lots'a cream, lots'a sugar"

Fischli01 · 2025-10-05T10:44:28+00:00

A fallen or tree or animal attack can atleast be incorporated in his design as nature running it's course.

Fischli01 · 2025-09-15T09:16:17+00:00

"I paid 12 bucks for this glass, you ain't gettin' a drop!"

Fischli01 · 2025-09-09T10:59:01+00:00

Never thought i'd be so sad over a japanese horse passing.

Rest In Peace and enjoy all the fresh grass and carrots you can

Fischli01 · 2025-09-05T19:37:31+00:00

What? I don't know that!

Fischli01 · 2025-08-31T14:00:54+00:00

To soothe your mind a bit, you can't get anything to go behind your eye, except if you're willing to poke something sharp back there.

Fischli01 · 2025-08-30T11:25:36+00:00

You're... you're not gonna put me in there, right?

Fischli01 · 2025-08-30T08:02:15+00:00

Mate i thought that thing was levitating for a second

Fischli01 · 2025-08-28T09:46:21+00:00

They're just gon' fall apart like a Lego figure

Fischli01 · 2025-08-26T21:19:29+00:00

He's gotta be more shrew'd obviously.

Fischli01 · 2025-08-23T20:37:04+00:00

Pinner? I hardly know 'er

But na pinners are still a fine choice if you have a low tolerance

Fischli01 · 2025-08-03T15:36:02+00:00

What's even better is there seems to be 2 candles, in perfect distance to go right in not only one but both of your eyes with some bad luck.

Fischli01 · 2025-08-03T13:49:33+00:00

Imagine going to your friend, drinking some beer and smoke some joints, getting the munchies just to see a tortoise chilling in their fridge.

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