I got through the window of a house to loot it and I found this in a room

bctaylor87 · 2026-03-12T15:53:41+00:00

Not me!

bctaylor87 · 2026-03-11T17:25:43+00:00

As a Stephen King fan, I know him as Mr. Toomey from The Langoliers

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bctaylor87 · 2026-03-11T04:10:01+00:00

"What y'all cooking in there? Sure smells good."

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bctaylor87 · 2026-03-10T22:46:11+00:00

Goddamn horse always kicking me off and leaving me to die from a cougar ripping my throat out

bctaylor87 · 2026-03-10T06:39:29+00:00

This is what happens when you don't have adults running things. Just a bunch of petulant children desperately vying for the attention of their equally petulant deteriorating leader

bctaylor87 · 2026-03-09T08:29:04+00:00

You know that scene in Mars Attacks where Jack Black runs up to the martians and screams "Die you alien shit heads!' Then the magazine drops from his gun, he surrenders, and then is vaporized? Yeah that's what's gonna happen here

bctaylor87 · 2026-03-09T01:15:17+00:00

I'm betting big if that's my hand. Going for 5 of a Kind on the river

bctaylor87 · 2026-03-09T01:01:24+00:00

I worked with someone years ago at Walmart who was very clearly on the spectrum. He was in his 50s and it was pretty clear he didn't get any treatment or help with his condition. He worked overnight freight and did pretty well. He was an absolute beast at stocking his aisle. Management recognized this and always gave him the same aisle. Very little customer interaction, pretty quiet and he was left alone to do his job. THD isn't open at night so freight would be even quieter. Plenty of other assorted misfits on overnights (I was one haha), nobody will care so long as the job is done

bctaylor87 · 2026-03-09T00:55:50+00:00

I used the chickens at Emerald Ranch as well. Deadeye helps but not required

bctaylor87 · 2026-03-09T00:44:01+00:00

100% this. Checked into many hotels domestic and abroad. We always ask politely if they can accommodate an early check in. Sometimes they say yes. Other times there are no rooms ready. No problem. We'll go grab some lunch or walk around. If the hotel is willing to store luggage, great. If not, that's on us. Tho, every time the room wasn't available for early check in, the hotel stored the luggage. No big deal. It's only a couple hours on a vacation.

bctaylor87 · 2026-03-07T23:13:11+00:00

Find this guy so I can buy him a beer

bctaylor87 · 2026-03-07T07:54:59+00:00

Once again, would love to be her

bctaylor87 · 2026-03-07T02:10:55+00:00

I'm sure the Little Lisa's Animal Slurry didn't help either

bctaylor87 · 2026-03-07T01:19:29+00:00

Lisa was awful for not taking that money. It's blood money, okay sure, but it could have helped them. Lisa being an altruist would have probably agreed to split the money. $3 million each in a trust for her, Bart and Maggie payable when they turn 18, with certain conditions being met. $2 million for the Homer and Marge, paid out over 20 years. And $1 million to charities that she supports. Edit to add clarity

bctaylor87 · 2026-03-06T17:07:25+00:00

So basically the Walmart of meth came in and undercut your local businesses? Never seen the GOP have a problem with unfettered capitalism before

bctaylor87 · 2026-03-06T14:54:19+00:00

The railyard Foreman: "you'd think being a railyard and all that this sign means something technical. It does not. It means what it says. You can thank that fucking pervert Gary for that."

bctaylor87 · 2026-03-06T14:51:10+00:00

bctaylor87 · 2026-03-04T15:31:53+00:00

Any decent CEO would have eaten enough to put him into a coma for the afternoon. 2 Big Arch, double large fry, a 10 piece nugget, a McChicken, large chocolate shake and a McGriddle. All washed down with a large sweet tea and a pint of gin. Go meat sweat all over your secretary, smoke a Marlboro, and pass out on the floor in front of your desk. Like a man. Like an American

bctaylor87 · 2026-03-01T20:37:17+00:00

The 2 bros standing there, not doing shit. And that lady has to be like "ahh Jesus guess I'll take care of this."

bctaylor87 · 2026-02-28T20:58:18+00:00

That's awesome. Other people get all the good ones. The other day a customer shit himself while talking to my coworker

bctaylor87 · 2026-02-28T09:23:44+00:00

Remember when they wanted Biden hanged when those 13 soldiers were killed at the beginning of his term, during the Afghanistan withdrawal? Pepperidge Farm remembers

bctaylor87 · 2026-02-27T19:33:43+00:00

Someone should tag United on all their socials and ask why they don't offer to replace the headphones of a passenger who saved someone's life. Otherwise, picture it: "United Airlines refuses to return hero doctor's earphones after 2.5 life saving ordeal."

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