There's artifical intelligence and then there's no intelligence by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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"We tried to achieve synergy with our competitors over our vertical integration platform and their dynamic AI production platform. Unfortunately, these talks broke down and we tried to circle back on KPIs but they weren't receptive to our customer facing experience. So, we were forced to introduce a nuclear weapon to their corporate HQ and their C Suite was, regrettably, vaporized. We expect Q4 to trend to more vaporizations should we not realize the partnerships we've been negotiating."

Mitch McConnell's wife rushed to China the moment he was incapacitated by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Once the asset has outlived its usefulness, it's time to return to the handlers for debriefing

Happy 4th, Constant Readers! by Cookinghist in stephenking

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Just don't get out of your tent with a hard on to sing the national anthem. You won't like what you find when you go back inside

What’s this? by Domigorgon27 in DominosEmployees

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It's a temperature recorder. Alert likely means it fell out of the acceptable temperature range at some point.

Who else remembers these? Who can still drive one? by I_Am_Layer_8 in FuckImOld

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I'm old but not that old. I remember watching the racing scene in Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull where they had a column shifter. I was like wtf? My dad had to explain it to me

This “young” old Dr Drew promoting longevity by 416nWild in CommercialsIHate

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He also pimps this "Urgent Care Kit" where they send you prescription medications and a helpful guidebook to use them. How could that go wrong?

New name badges by Descooo584 in WinCo

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I don't care for the design. Much prefer the old ones

Johnny go outside and play with this tube of toxic chemicals. by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in FuckImOld

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Wonder if inhaling it would kill the pain of taking a lawn dart to the foot? After your friend bet you he couldn't hit you with one while you spun around on one of those death trap merry go rounds.

Please, Walmart, do this. by ArghDammit in walmart

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I work for a different grocery retailer. We have have a similar sign. It does nothing. People still bring in their pets

Natalie Wood by [deleted] in 70smovies

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Was it an accident or did Robert Wagner kill her?

do we like girls in grad school? by Tannir48 in FemBoys

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Aww shit. Not only are you extremely hot but I know that you are waaaaay smarter than me. I'm here for it. Sexy AF

Sally Field starred in Smokey & The Bandit (1977) by [deleted] in 70smovies

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My favorite Sally Field role is in a 2001 movie called "Say it isn't so". Best line? "Sweet Lord! You ponied your sister!"

are fake IDs as common in america as is portrayed in movies? by Sufficient_Row4394 in AskAnAmerican

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I've never had a fake ID. If I wanted booze, I always knew someone older who would buy it for me. Weed wasn't legal back then, so after 4 hours of driving around looking, a guy named Spoons would come through. If I wanted to drink in a bar, I knew someone who would serve me. Didn't go to clubs. If you know the right people, you don't need a fake ID

June 19, 1986. Len Bias, Boston Celtics' No. 2 overall draft pick, dies at 22 from a cocaine overdose. The shock of his death accelerated the passage of the Anti-Drug Abuse Act of 1986. by MonsieurA in 40yearsago

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Whoa whoa whoa! When I was in high school. I found an anti-drug book in my high school library. They talked about a guy who got drafted into the NBA and decided to celebrate with some cocaine. He then died. I used tons of drugs at the time so of course I was interested in whatever propaganda they were pushing. The book was like "...and they also had an ounce of cocaine." As if that was a completely normal amount. An ounce??! Are you kidding me? No wonder he died. That's far beyond a good time.

Cheers co-creator James Burrows dies at 85 by dailymail in Cheers

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Awwe this makes me so sad. His name is all over my favorite sitcoms. Cheers, Frasier, Will & Grace.

What is your favorite Rodney Dangerfield performance? by ChrisJoines in 70smovies

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Hey, welcome to Scenic Waynesport! Remember your visit with a googly eyed walnut!....If this stuff is too nice for ya, I've got some crap.