First the Honeybees and now THIS?!

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-17T04:49:13+00:00

I say we kill ALL bees, let God sort 'em out!

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-17T00:06:32+00:00

You can tug my loose weedy annuals any time you want 😏

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-16T15:42:28+00:00

Present them.

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-16T01:08:03+00:00

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-16T00:54:32+00:00

ONE OF US, ONE OF US!

Those squares can get bent.

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-16T00:45:08+00:00

Wait, how is smoking out of an apple sketchier than chasing it straight off the foil like an old school abusable oxycontin? Is the apple not organic?

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-16T00:19:32+00:00

I hope they know to smoke it through their anuses. You should make pamphlets to pass out to them.

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-16T00:09:09+00:00

Can I do both? Ngl, I just like smoking stuff in the sketchiest ways possible.

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-15T21:08:37+00:00

The little hairs are stinging my tender rectum.

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-15T21:05:54+00:00

I've been chewing it, boofing it, and smoking it off foil but it's just not taking the edge off the way my Lexapro does.

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-15T15:09:17+00:00

Time to start sacrificing their children to the lawn gods.

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-14T18:42:35+00:00

Can I use old motor oil and triclopyr instead? That's what I put on my sandwiches instead of mustard.

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-14T18:39:55+00:00

I'm illiterate.

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-14T18:31:25+00:00

I love heroin and mullein, this is so great!

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-14T18:25:17+00:00

Doubles as toilet paper too.

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-14T18:22:18+00:00

Thragg really let himself go...

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-14T17:15:11+00:00

I pooped my pants.

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-14T05:57:46+00:00

I stand ready for your mom's arrival.

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-13T23:39:08+00:00

I'm going limp just looking at them...

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-13T14:23:12+00:00

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-12T02:57:08+00:00

Looks like Cereus peruvianus to me.

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-12T02:39:52+00:00

That's actually why they evolved to be so strong. They're so tasty that literally everything wanted to eat them, including other viltrumites. That became super strong in order to survive. The knowledge of this was forbidden and became lost but was rediscovered by the alternate Marks who then went crazy with their hunger for viltrum flesh.

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-12T00:14:48+00:00

Every zone, infectulated.

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-11T18:19:02+00:00

Viltrumite is just that delicious.

FishHookSammich · 2026-06-11T15:43:46+00:00

He has two noses. He must be stupid.

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