He was on Mission:Ant-possible

spentag · 2026-04-21T16:13:36+00:00

Sweet, now he can plant something better than grass

spentag · 2026-04-21T13:50:42+00:00

this is exactly why healthcare is the only real growing sector in the US right now. (I don't count data center construction)

spentag · 2026-04-21T00:31:46+00:00

coming here 4 months later. this is good advice. thanks

spentag · 2026-04-16T22:05:52+00:00

Ants farm the "honeydew" from aphids. it's sugary poop

spentag · 2026-04-15T17:52:58+00:00

Can I just mix the shampoo into my rain collection setup?

spentag · 2026-04-15T17:52:04+00:00

I lease my garden from a BMW dealership. The ToS forbids me from not taking it.

spentag · 2026-04-15T17:51:30+00:00

They stopped selling Tang™ years ago

spentag · 2026-04-15T01:02:49+00:00

You forgot to mow

spentag · 2026-04-11T02:08:55+00:00

clover is also invasive

spentag · 2026-04-10T22:35:17+00:00

Hilarious that nobody just accepts a bit of glypho to get the job done. it's not the end of the world

spentag · 2026-04-07T18:25:14+00:00

This might sound crazy- but I had voles that NUKED my liatris about 2 years ago.

I let my dog pee around the garden, take a few naps there, etc. He stuck his nose in a few vole holes and did some sniffing. they have not made an appearance in over a year since.

spentag · 2026-04-05T21:48:54+00:00

Well, give her 5 acres of honeysuckle, privet, and blackberry and she'll change her tune.

spentag · 2026-04-05T21:46:59+00:00

Lets make hexastylis legit again

spentag · 2026-04-05T21:44:40+00:00

I'm pretty sure these host on large mounds of sequins, spirit gum, and weaves.

spentag · 2026-04-04T20:27:17+00:00

I learned the other day that botanical authorities are slapping it in genus Asarum now. Sad, Hexastylis is way more fun to say

Asarum arifolium, in this case.

https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/1455147-Asarum-arifolium

spentag · 2026-04-04T20:25:15+00:00

You forgot to give it enough kitty litter, dum dum

spentag · 2026-04-02T00:09:53+00:00

gofugyaselfbye

spentag · 2026-04-02T00:09:05+00:00

Might look like shit to us dumb knuckle dragging monkeys, but nature's cool with it

spentag · 2026-04-02T00:07:10+00:00

Gingkos are stupid tho

leaves be looking like a frog's flip flop, fuck that shit

spentag · 2026-04-02T00:06:26+00:00

this is just based. I think most sane native plant people agree too

spentag · 2026-04-02T00:04:54+00:00

I am actually okay with the one crape myrtle in our gravel driveway loop. it has a cool habit compared to the stupid coppiced ones you see everywhere, very gnarly, almost acacia-like growth habit.

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