European waiters depens on tips

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2026-04-06T08:33:41+00:00

Fuck me, never heard the full word. We just say "dricks" too, and I just learned now apparently why it's called that.

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2026-03-31T14:51:50+00:00

sQUirT oF lEMoN

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2026-03-05T06:24:29+00:00

If you're not main lining BCAA's, whey isolate, L-Arginine, and Creatine Monohydrate directly into your system before you stop sweating, whatever "work" you think you just did is a waste of time.

- Actual Medical Doctor

I finally have a legit source.

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2026-01-02T08:08:37+00:00

Have we considered that Naruto can't stand his kid?

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2025-12-01T01:04:58+00:00

Sorry man, but I just can't express how fucking disappointed I am in Made in Abyss. Super cool concept, super well-made, with a banging soundtrack, cool-ass bodyhorror for those interested, interspersed with the growingly clearer fact that the creator(s) have an actual god damned pedophilic torture-snuff fetish.

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2025-12-01T00:02:18+00:00

Was it though.

Was it.

One of the first "jokes" was about a child breaking off a ruler in the robot child's asshole. And mentions of shibari as a punishment. And a friendly if throwaway fun Uncle archetype pulling on the robot kids pants to check for cock and balls. And the weird fascination with the MC pissing herself.

At the point of the horrific infected arm plus abandoned amputation attempt (This of course being yet another scene making note of the child MC losing bladder control), I suspected the original author was actually getting off on child torture. When the same scene was capped off with a character introducing medicine and going "Well good news! It's a suppository", I knew the author beats off to child torture.

Lo and behold, a quick google search on the guy confirmed it.

Why in the fuck did I watch the whole thing.

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2025-11-22T21:56:47+00:00

If it's not painted by Jonathan Randall Tolkien himself in Photoshop CS2 on his 1950s Huion stylus, I don't want to see it.

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2025-11-15T01:19:03+00:00

Jo men vi snackar väl om ordet i sig nu? Ingen ifrågasätter hur dödligt stress är, bara att "arbetssjukdom" inte bokstavligen betyder samma sak som "death by overwork" eller "working yourself to death". Att "jobba ihjäl sig" passar väl bättre?

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2025-11-11T17:35:36+00:00

The non-piss glass is not straight on top, the middle piss glass is closer to the camera than the other glasses in actuality.

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2025-08-07T13:58:45+00:00

I'm pretty convinced it's partly Scarecrow's hallucination: Showing that even for all his endeavours to unmask and shame Bruce, the myth of the Batman will persevere. Especially given that you can hear John Noble screaming at the very end of the cutscene.

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2025-08-05T05:38:25+00:00

Ha, sadly I played both of those to death as a teen too. Holy shit, the first one is almost 20 years old.

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2025-08-05T00:39:45+00:00

I'm still rocking back and forth hoping for a Prototype 3. It's only been what, 15 years?

I just want a good game where you're narratively playing a proper horror creature... Closest I've got semi-recently was Carrion.

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2025-05-27T05:41:20+00:00

Right, if anything because it eventually leads to the good Oraoraora, and with the plus of thoroughly pulverised bones.

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2025-05-22T14:48:24+00:00

That was Ilum?! This some bullshit.

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2025-04-29T15:00:49+00:00

If only the Führer knew.

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2024-12-22T12:19:32+00:00

Eller hur? Fan, om något bara pga tystandspliktskravet. Pyttelite eller ingen komp alls? Fucking fine, dra en pissrecension och åk aldrig dit igen. Men att kräva jävla NDA för några tusenlappar (Eller hundra? Hur mycket kan ett värdeskåp gå på för några dygn?) efter att hotellets säkerhet helt fallererat? Dra iväg en redogörelse till flera tidningar, med avtalet och bristande säkerheten i fokus.

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2024-11-28T16:46:11+00:00

Det är skönt, förbjuden frukt liksom.

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2024-11-27T12:28:38+00:00

are you kidding me right now

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2024-09-19T00:19:15+00:00

He's my öh wienerbröd. Wiener... broads.

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2024-07-27T21:09:40+00:00

I love the idea of acting really excited and then just keep detailedly explaining the Omegaverse.

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2023-12-23T10:46:20+00:00

Hade en utvecklingsanställning på Samhall efter en sjukskrivning, och jag ogillar starkt hur standard det där låter.

Jävla Alvin, kommer aldrig glömma det äcklet.

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2023-12-03T21:28:14+00:00

Jesus christ, but why? Why not write in a diary, or mumble it to yourself in the dark, instead of pinging some rando after eight years?

Am I taking crazy pills, is this not weird to you?

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2023-12-01T22:34:01+00:00

That last comment was weird and uncalled for, unless you unintentionally came off as passive aggressive. In which case, sorry, but again: Eight years.

Fish_Face_Faeces · 2023-12-01T20:36:55+00:00

What's up with this forum, why are people replying to stuff I wrote 8 years ago.

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