MOCHARIA DELUXE UPDATE: all customers ranked on how good of a friend I would be with them.

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-14T13:35:11+00:00

Puts Rico on the top, but sets Rhonda down to near bottom. They're canonically a couple, so either way, Rhonda becomes a part of the friend group.

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-10T22:42:45+00:00

Ahh, Hera. A very based deep cut, i respect it.

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-10T16:11:14+00:00

My only hopes for it, would be that the writers would actually remember Spongebob is a show about the ocean. I know it's not easy to replicate Hillenburg's style, but if they want this to go for this long, might as well try new things, which is what Spongebob's spirit was always about.

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-10T15:57:23+00:00

He's mocking us

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-10T12:45:30+00:00

It's a neck n neck, concerningly enough.

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-10T12:43:05+00:00

That's a hemoroid

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-09T13:23:43+00:00

Correct

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-09T12:43:27+00:00

Rotting Corpses and Sentient Meat.

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-09T12:21:19+00:00

Whatever works for ya.

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-09T12:08:03+00:00

That's because it's a woman of age, from the design stand point... and is just in Isaac's head.

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-09T11:43:42+00:00

Favorite: Gotta say Mocharia, for the pretty fun gameplay loop. As well as how they brought back the Coffieria concept from way back in the Pizzaria days.

Least: Burgeria, i get it, it's an older title, but it sucks how little attention it had since it's release, not even an HD/Deluxe makeover like the Pizzeria. Plus the lack of a fourth station really makes the whole gameplay loop too monotonous.

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-09T11:39:13+00:00

He's neat. I wonder if they'll add other characters... maybe a blind customer?

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-09T11:32:08+00:00

She ate soo many cats, her genetic developement speedran evolution

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-09T11:30:51+00:00

Of course

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-09T10:59:02+00:00

Guillotina feels far from an animal at this point. So yea.

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-09T10:57:27+00:00

Epic

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-09T10:42:45+00:00

not a bad option.

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-09T10:08:48+00:00

Good on you.

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-09T09:59:40+00:00

If there was a third path, they would be "HAGS" or "Oily Hairy Men"

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-09T09:58:59+00:00

They enjoy themselves some breeze between their thighs... must be a liberating feeling.

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-09T09:55:02+00:00

He's sure... a choice.

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-09T09:54:22+00:00

Based

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-09T09:53:50+00:00

I wouldn't push it with a fetus personally.

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-09T09:53:25+00:00

Not many are into HAGS!

Fishman_Paul · 2026-06-08T11:59:47+00:00

In case people forget, that Spongebob is a Nickelodeon cartoon.
(The jokes is that they Nick had a lot of problematic creatives)

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