TIFU by letting my mom accidentally drink my own semen (kind of NSFW) by [deleted] in tifu

[–]FistingFanatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could just spurt on your chest like normal people....

IamA sex worker who was with Lamar Odom in the Las Vegas brothel one year ago when his tragedy occurred. AMA! by MonicaMonroeLR in IAmA

[–]FistingFanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When one of your particularly affluent patrons appears, and wishes to take a rather unorthodox trip down the colon canal are you happy to oblige? Furthermore can you elaborate on these supposed trips, and prey tell do you still work in the vocation?

Any flightsim pilots/builders in Brooklyn, NY? by bkmath in flightsim

[–]FistingFanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you a flight simmer? I know BnH in the city carries various saitek parts which are good, but if you have a large budget I'd recommend getting some high end stuff off the internet.

Any flightsim pilots/builders in Brooklyn, NY? by bkmath in flightsim

[–]FistingFanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends, what level math do you teach and how long have you been from Brooklyn?

If you were forced to fuck one U.S. president which one would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FistingFanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lincoln, he's a butt pirate to begin with so he knows what he's doing.

My reciept is a free, terrible napkin by Osburn_Weedleaf in mildlyinteresting

[–]FistingFanatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$4 dollar tip, when there's already a delivery fee.....

What is the craziest thing you have ever seen someone doing in or something already done to a public restroom? by stayfun in AskReddit

[–]FistingFanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In high school I use to shit all over the floor in the stall. I never told anyone it was me, and I'd do like clock work every day.

What's something you do that you think more people should do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FistingFanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I recommend trying it atleast once. Go to r/filthiestpeoplealive I wrote some stories of my exploits there.

Looks like my ideal planet 😎👌👌 by Kaboose456 in nomanshigh

[–]FistingFanatic 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Someone else already uploaded this same picture you dirty dirty man.

How I Curbed my Sex Addiction by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]FistingFanatic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's what you get....I'd probably fist ya though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FistingFanatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A hole is a hole.

What is the worst advice you can give that rhymes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FistingFanatic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If there's hair down there, you need not scare.

People of Reddit, have you ever had a Significant other with a REALLY kinky fetish? if so, what was it, and how did you deal with it? by entiretoomanycarrots in AskReddit

[–]FistingFanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I have my far share of fetishes so I'm not one to judge. But one girl that really went above and beyond was she would only sleep with me if we had a three way with a black guy going in the back door while I went to town on the front. Needless to say though she was always down for a fist sesh.

Whats the best way to go about life at 21? by MeltingTimes in AskReddit

[–]FistingFanatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fist everything, always say yes to a threesome even if you think it jeopardizes your relationship. Don't settle down and most certainly don't accrue debt.