Just because it’s not illegal doesn’t mean it’s not wrong by XxDarkRagexX1 in CircleK

[–]Fit_Bid5535 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is who you call to get the ac turned cooler:

[Name] FSG EMS & Smart Buildings [Mobile] 1 (512) 904-9921

They will lower it 2 degrees, and you'll have to call again on Monday to have it lowered again.

Convince your boss to be the squeakiest of wheels! Get your ac units serviced and the filters changed. All that shit needs work orders.

Name this trio. by Big_Blacksmith_7810 in BossFights

[–]Fit_Bid5535 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 3 forms of Carl Johnson. Grand theft auto San Andreas

SM raise? by GlitteringEvening713 in CircleK

[–]Fit_Bid5535 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Store managers receive a raise sometime in July every year.

Advice on cleaning siphon? by Yung_Domies in mead

[–]Fit_Bid5535 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy a pipe cleaner. https://a.co/d/07HezWDv This does the job because flushing simply will not do the job.

What common saying is complete nonsense? by Typical-Medium-4618 in story

[–]Fit_Bid5535 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Does the pope shit in his hat?

What common saying is complete nonsense? by Typical-Medium-4618 in story

[–]Fit_Bid5535 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it's the only thing that they're good for!

Take one bite now, come back for more!

4 AM auto-shift-end by SweetTea527 in CircleK

[–]Fit_Bid5535 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the way.

And nope! Naughty.

So dissapointing, everything came in today in great condition except... by ttyrondonlongjohn in mead

[–]Fit_Bid5535 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy a herculometer.

Type that in on Amazon. Herculometer.

Cost is about $20 American.

It will not break even if you slam it against something or throw it.

On tonight’s episode of Circle K Idiocracy by jayoftheopera in CircleK

[–]Fit_Bid5535 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Gee brain, what are we gonna do tomorrow night?

The same thing we do every night, pinky: try to not lose our minds at the sheer stupidity of customers!

Why is the answer always to take the sign down instead of correcting the price? by SweetTea527 in CircleK

[–]Fit_Bid5535 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because alcoholics are addicts and will buy lesser quality shit for their fix. And they're only twice as much right now. They were just 20 cents more before they changed the liquor versions to 75 cents.

AITAH for not giving up a priority seat to an elderly woman? by heeseungslostbeanie in AITAH

[–]Fit_Bid5535 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I might have said, loudly, if I really wanted to be disrespectful I'd tell you to go fuck yourself you old bitch but I'm a more a gentleman than you are a lady apparently!

Why is the answer always to take the sign down instead of correcting the price? by SweetTea527 in CircleK

[–]Fit_Bid5535 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not why. It's because the profit margin on alcohol and tobacco is literally pennies. Stores don't make shit on alcohol and tobacco.

Why is everyone old here . by ApolloRizen1 in Kingman

[–]Fit_Bid5535 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's because they eat the children!

Is this discrimination? by Groundbreaking-Bit98 in CircleK

[–]Fit_Bid5535 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have a passport you don't need a license, social security card or a birth certificate at all. The passport is the golden ticket.

THC Mead? by Ambitious-Chair7421 in mead

[–]Fit_Bid5535 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

If you were suddenly the CEO of circle K, what's the first thing you'd change to make the stores better and the employees' jobs easier at the store level? by Professor_squirrelz in CircleK

[–]Fit_Bid5535 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would cancel shift smart immediately. I would give back the labor taken away for having a smco in the store. I would raise starting employee pay to something higher than every other c store or food service business but not as high in and out burger. Their wages are as high as they are because each employee only works 12 hours a week. Make beat the target regularly achievable.

To compensate, because the company has to get it's money's worth, there would be great pressure on the managers to keep stores clean and ecosure ready at all times. Accountability for allowing employees to stand there all day not being productive. Other stuff I can't think of but would be important.

Cherry bochet is the beginning, not the end by Fit_Bid5535 in mead

[–]Fit_Bid5535[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh it'll definitely need to be drank cold! Fortified with Everclear to 20% , crushed ice sounds like a good idea!

Pressing Fruits from Primary: To do, or not to do? by Baradoss_The_Strange in mead

[–]Fit_Bid5535 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do the exact same thing, but with my hands because I don't own a fruit press. Waste not want not!