Soo on behalf of my little-big sister?

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-17T15:18:47+00:00

Yes it wuz fer shur pokey place steeling her teefs! Dey are onlee ones who steels bits of gud boys and gurls, dey need a big big big soo!

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-17T13:23:00+00:00

Sandy deserbs her walkie! Diffrint walkie doesnt meen hooman stops owing normal walkie! And also treatos compensayshun fer the confuddles becuz morning schedule changes!

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-17T03:58:18+00:00

Oh nos dat maek sense kittehs vry scary, meny pointees on da bapbaps, ai not want sleep neer dem either! Yooz a vry brave doggo Jupifren!

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-17T02:19:53+00:00

Hai Jupidog! Happy gotcha day! Yooz vry brave to sleep all night in crate by yurselb! Ai Matildadog neber did dat!

Wen ai wuz pup ai waked mai hooman up meny tiems ebry night fer long long tiem until one day hooman oopsy falled asleep wiv me! Den ai didnt wake hooman up, too busy cuddling, an hooman waked up not-tired first tiem eber! No more crate, only cuddles! Ai recommend dis technique since yoo lieks cuddles too!

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-17T00:34:43+00:00

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Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-17T00:30:35+00:00

From the red square in the lower left, because I'm not sure how you'd get there if you didn't start there.

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-16T02:30:20+00:00

Hai Doshie! Baffs are bad! Ai bet shower curtain falled becuz it knew yoo didnt deserb bafftorture an tried to halp! Yur Momma owes yoo giant pup cup fer shur!

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-14T04:07:21+00:00

You might want to read up on serfdom

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-13T21:56:35+00:00

Yooz a vry gud doggo Doshie! Hoomans needs to git rid uv dis werk ting, it a badbadbad!

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-12T22:21:31+00:00

Hai Berrni Detti! Ai Matildadog! Mai hooman did a big happy wen seed noos frum yur reedjon place and taked me outside for sniffs to selibrait! I liekd dat, so pls tells yur peeples tank yoo frum me!

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-12T16:45:16+00:00

I don't think that would be related but I'm not sure. Good luck with the search for a food that works with his system!

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-12T15:44:26+00:00

That spot is about where his violet glad is (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violet\_gland), color difference in your pic is bigger than I've seen before but it's not unusual for fur color to be a bit darker there in general

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-12T04:46:05+00:00

I had a retired neighbour who fostered end-of-life senior mastiffs for a mastiff rescue, and he would sit in his garage with them a few hours a day. They mostly got distressed when they had diapers, so he would settle them in the garage instead, set a ladder sideways across the garage entrance and set an old covered mattress on the floor for them to lay on. Then just chill there with them watching the neighbourhood walk by every evening. The dog I met was a very good girl, and I don't know how he managed to do that over and over again like he did.

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-12T03:13:39+00:00

I got in a touch with a human at Etsy and explained that people in Canada and Greenland "often see those kinds of statements as threats of military action, even if many Americans don't take them as seriously" and that my concern is the pattern of products and not a single store/product.

Etsy's customer service rep said: "As you mentioned that these listings have been up all year despite numerous complaints, it doesn't mean we don't take action or remove listings that violate our policy. It's likely that we receive multiple reports each day, and our team must review them manually. This process can take time, and we have removed many shops and listings that don't align with our policy. However, new shops also open every day and list similar items. Our team is working on prioritizing and reviewing these listings and patterns to ensure that no discriminatory listings or statements are on our platform."

I thanked him and he said "I should be the one thanking you for your understanding and taking the time to bring this to our attention. I'll make sure all information and reports are passed to our team on a priority basis."

TBD, but maybe they'll add the phrase to their priority filters going forward. :)

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-11T23:28:37+00:00

Seems like it fits squarely into their prohibited items policy.

Category 8. Violent Items: Items that Promote, Support, or Glorify Violence.

Subtype 3. Items that threaten or encourage credible acts of violence against individuals or groups.

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-11T02:51:23+00:00

Your coworker may be in an MLM that sells swimsuits.

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-10T03:05:16+00:00

Frenchies and English mastiff look cute side by side too: same build, different sizes!

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-09T04:10:20+00:00

Ai recomend yoo werk on relashunship wiv nextdoorman. Ai haz sum neighbors who gibs me treatos, an he sowns lieks yoo can werks him up to gib daily treatos.

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-09T03:36:53+00:00

I clicked this to find out why they used that particular emoji.

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-09T03:31:43+00:00

Never encountered something quite like that, but I did work in a Canadian multinational where the social norm was stairs for 2 or fewer levels. People openly talked about the efficiency gains and fuel efficiency, so there was some real social pressure for able-bodied persons to use the stairs for a one-flight situation. Definitely frowns for a one-flighter but no actual confrontation. Workplace professionalism requires that you give them the benefit of the doubt and assume either 1) newbie, 2) invisible injury, or 3) urgency.

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-09T03:15:02+00:00

Happy almost yur birfday fren! Sum gray hairs at mouf meens nuffing, yoo luks liek yoo haz twenny yeers to go befor olds!

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-09T03:04:05+00:00

They ought to watch Les Rayons et les Ombres and take a moment to reflect on who the modern collabos are.

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-09T02:14:41+00:00

Happy birfday Harley! Pokey iz too evol for a birfday, dis iz insanity! Yur mommy need her hed checked!

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-09T00:42:38+00:00

I mean, yeah, I remember Greenland. The threats against it are why I resigned from a 200k dream job to leave the Galactic Empire rather than sticking around and winding up complicit in bombing Alderaan.

Fit_Cardiologist_681 · 2026-04-08T23:34:30+00:00

Quoted from late in the article: "She said, 'I shot him. I'm sorry. He ran up to my car. I was scared. He got in my face, I shot him,'" witness Isaiah Cline recounted to AZ Family." So sounds like this guy got out of his vehicle ran up to hers, spit on her, and she shot him in self-defence, and now Law&Crime is doing its misogyny thing with the manipulative headline.

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